Alright, alright, now I know I was going on about some dream... (which by the way, wasn't even my dream! It was Monaca our merch girl's dream that I overheard her telling at dinner, which I misinterpreted to be a punchline-less joke. I told her she was a horrible comedian, to be corrected, "no! That was my DREAM!") So when my guitar pedal short circuits on stage and someone yells "tell a joke", immediately the first joke that springs to my mind is Monaca's dream, which is not at all a joke. And agree, you can't go telling someone else's story in front of a thousand people, so I lie it my own, and Monaca is up on the balcony shouting "that's MYYYY dream!" And I'm trying to tune her out and get through it, and I can't remember the details, and then I realize that the dream is about getting the manager of plus44 to smoke pot, and looking at Monaca, I see my grandma beside her, and so I think I throw in some disclaimer about it JUST being a dream, or maybe that it's not MY drugs, or something to ease her mind that the money in the birthday card she's about to give me isn't going to be spent on the corner of Broadway and 20th.
It's a blur in my memory, and I did notice there's a clip of it on youtube, which I can't bare to watch. By the way, I was looking for clips of the performance, and ALL that I find the day after is this dream clip?! Priorities people! Really? I know the person who posted that video must have more of the show! The music! But no, we are sadly defined by the stupid shit we do when we hope nobody is paying attention.
Yet however loose-screwed some of the shit is that falls out of my mouth, and as hazy as those memories return, there are some things I just don't think I would forget. Take the following for example, which came to Ben Triangle Man Young via email for a fact-check. Anyone have a video of this happening on stage?
--
OK, I hate to be the bearer of "bad" news, but I think you should know this.
Shawn's NOT the single guy in the band. At all. At the Fillmore show last
Saturday, he pointed out his girlfriend to the audience; she was sitting in
the VIP balcony with his parents.
Here's the kicker: it's
, my daughter. Seriously. They've been
together awhile but kept it under wraps for lots of reasons I'm sure you'd
understand. But he put their relationship out there...to the point that a
radio station in Tucson commented that he'd introduced his girlfriend at the
show. (She was incredibly embarassed, by the way! But that's Shawn.)
Shawn is the reason is in San Francisco for a month. Because the band
is "off" they have LOTS of time together, which is so hard when they're
touring.
They're pretty serious, and I figured you should know. I'm staying
off the boards just now, but I bet they're talking SOMEWHERE about how
everyone now knows who "Doll" is.
Don't hate me for keeping quiet. It was important at the time. And nobody
can blame you for wanting Shawn, the Pretty Boy Harris! LOL He's a marvelous
man. This from's mom...moms never think anyone's good enough for
their child...but I really think he is.
Write back and let me know how this went over, cause I want to stay friends
with you, my International Child. :)
It's a blur in my memory, and I did notice there's a clip of it on youtube, which I can't bare to watch. By the way, I was looking for clips of the performance, and ALL that I find the day after is this dream clip?! Priorities people! Really? I know the person who posted that video must have more of the show! The music! But no, we are sadly defined by the stupid shit we do when we hope nobody is paying attention.
Yet however loose-screwed some of the shit is that falls out of my mouth, and as hazy as those memories return, there are some things I just don't think I would forget. Take the following for example, which came to Ben Triangle Man Young via email for a fact-check. Anyone have a video of this happening on stage?
--
OK, I hate to be the bearer of "bad" news, but I think you should know this.
Shawn's NOT the single guy in the band. At all. At the Fillmore show last
Saturday, he pointed out his girlfriend to the audience; she was sitting in
the VIP balcony with his parents.
Here's the kicker: it's
, my daughter. Seriously. They've beentogether awhile but kept it under wraps for lots of reasons I'm sure you'd
understand. But he put their relationship out there...to the point that a
radio station in Tucson commented that he'd introduced his girlfriend at the
show. (She was incredibly embarassed, by the way! But that's Shawn.)
Shawn is the reason
is in San Francisco for a month. Because the bandis "off" they have LOTS of time together, which is so hard when they're
touring.
They're pretty serious, and I figured you should know. I'm staying
off the boards just now, but I bet they're talking SOMEWHERE about how
everyone now knows who "Doll" is.
Don't hate me for keeping quiet. It was important at the time. And nobody
can blame you for wanting Shawn, the Pretty Boy Harris! LOL He's a marvelous
man. This from
's mom...moms never think anyone's good enough fortheir child...but I really think he is.
Write back and let me know how this went over, cause I want to stay friends
with you, my International Child. :)
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Well, people tend to like the funny shit bands say at concerts for that purpose: it's funny. People do come for the music, but face it: they can hear that from your CD. The stage performance and wise-ass jokes are the things that people come for often.
And I'm sure many knew about your girlfriend. Not many would assume you single anyway.
a concert would be sort of boring if there wasnt some sort of banter or a screw up of some sort
The dream
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fUDJq178K4E&feature=related
actually, you did point up to the balcony at a point in the performance. But I distinctly remember it was during the line "do you believe our parents were so young," which you then, point and wink toward your parents. I remember this because I thought it was cute. Funny how that was interpreted, or created, into something far far different!
love the use of LOL.
the internet is made up of so much WIN
i dont understand the girlfriend email and why? ben would get it...but i saw the dream video.
i think its adorable you trying to remember the story and babbling a bit.
the "ahhhhs" and "uhmmmmms"
^ maybe she only had ben's email? ohhh, I want to confess my love to Ben via email now. we're friends on myspace, that has to count for something, right ?
ps- the matches should try to tour with brand new some how, yes(!) ?
Oh how the misinterpritted (i hope to god i spelt that right) make me laugh, jolly good. It was her DREEEEAM Shawn, haha.
And, that message, it was from me. On myspace, i sent it to him the other morning. As I was rather dumbfounded by it, and... I have no idea why I sent it to Ben, and I found myself leaving my house in a bad mood, that's what you get when you let your heart win.
But yes, it was I.
Kryssi, you're amazing.
Why did I have this strange feeling that this would happen for some reason?
My god...
Haha, this is... great. Seriously. :D
Okay, I'm sorry, I just have to comment this again and tell you guys how much I'm giggling over this.
Its too much to handle...
Everyone seems to laugh AT me, never with me.
I'm kidding. But yeah, I actually can't believe how hilarious this is.
I just hope Shawn doesn't get this kind of crap anymore, "MY DAUGHTER IS DATING YO LOVER" or you know, something a little more down to earth.
However much of that email was fiction I cannot say but the pointing part I can vouch for, it did happen. It was right at the beginning of Future Tense.
Here is a list of words which when modified by "pretty", range from awkward(1) to "stab yourself. now."(8)
"They're pretty serious."
So does Shawn have a girlfriend or not?!?! He did point to someone during the show and pointed very sexually... this person was on the stage tho
My fave was when you told the story about the posters at rasputin... cuz you all signed them lol
^ lol.
wow. i didnt know that shawns love life was such a hot topic?
come on now kids.
This is what annoys me, when a band gets to a certain high of fame, even bands that aren't too well known, things like this have to happen, when it starts to bring in their personal life. It's never about the music after that for some people.
That's pretty awesome.
;0
but really, i'm confused.
LOL HOT TOPIC IS NOT PUNK ROCK.
oh god, sorry. I just had to go there after reading that.
anyway, I agree. It is a sad, sad thing when it becomes less the music and more so about the band members' life. When I was at the AP tour, Shawn was talking to a girl whom I could not decipher, and my "friend" was like, "AMBER, AMBER IS THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND?" and then I go, "I don't know, and if it is, it's not a big deal, now shhh! /uses a hand motion to trigger silence." (I am a mean friend, as you see.) plus, I was ticked off because she wouldn't shut up about it and I was busy watching ben and jon set up.
and I wasn't at the San fran show, but to the person who said shawn was pointing sexually at someone on stage, I am sure, almost positive, that that was most likely Matt Whalen.
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so just to clear the air, gf or no gf? LOL, just so ppl can shut up about it.
... I thought we established that Matt Whalen is Shawn's "gf". (?)
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"so just to clear the air, gf or no gf? LOL, just so ppl can shut up about it."
^ was that directed towards me? well, since you asked...i'm not into girls, so no. but, i am single.
;)
no, just in general!
In general? well, same goes for me, I do not have a girlfriend either, and I don't really intend on having one since I'm not really into girls. Unless your name is Jenny Lewis or Tegan and/or Sara Quin. Then maybe we can arrange something.
(just kidding! I do love them all as musicians, though. very much so.)
Lol It wasnt Matt... Seriously I will totally cry if Shawn has a girlfriend... I was planning our wedding...
Hahahaha MATT WHALEN IS MY HERO!!
haha Kryssi I love you haha thats amazing
Fuck. I thought I knew some crazy people but this one takes the cake.
Anyway, there would be more videos but as I attempted to take one I was yelled at by a security guard about 3 times my size.
There's a fine difference between a punchline joke, and others where laughing ceases not but small portions, the entire time while listening and, or reading.
Perhaps, this accounts to both. Perhaps!
-V
am i the only one who thinks this was kinda REALLY lame? perhaps i missed an inside joke, but from an outsider's perspective...
when will people realize that it's not about who the band member is currently screwing but about the music? jeez. not to be offensive, but that is no reason to cry. I know you were probably just being over-dramatic and don't really mean that you'd cry over it, but still. c'mon.
it's about the music.
the music, sigh. oh humanity.
ps- I think matt whalen is everybody's hero.
or at least, he should be!
Shawn, i have atleast 8 videos of the fillmore show on June 14. A security guard told me busted me for video. hey i didn't know you couldn't do video. well i escaped with them. I am so happy i did because i waited two months this show. I really enjoyed the show
i agree with emily about your girlfriend.
my email is meshell_51705@yahoo.com i'll get the videos to you.
...I am so confused.
Also, wow at some of these comments. Just...wow.
poor shawn
this is like at thanksgiving dinner and your mum says something about a boy/girlfriend (depending on preference of course) and all your aunts start to go "awwwww" and you dad gets that somewhat annoyed look and your grandparents are hard of hearing and keep going "WHAT WHAT?" and all you want to do is melt into your chair and get to the pecan pie in the kitchen but no...this conversation will continue for at least another good 15 minutes even though its really nobody's business but your own.
im sorry.
Hi, my name is Barbra, and I am the one who posted Monaca's dream. (AKA: Shawn Harris and his dream).
I want to apologize for not uploading the 20 or so other videos of your performance, but you have to understand that my computer is slow; I only uploaded one as a tester. And if you'd like, feel free to email me for the other videos.
barbracackle@sbcglobal.net
Cheers.
I didn't get to go to the show, but my friend went and the first thing she told me was this non-sensical joke you told.
I love that there are so many blogs happening of late. And love the tiny plus mention, even if isn't really about them.
Weird things happen on the internet, I'm thinking about leaving it all behind, but I'd definitely miss blogs.
Seems this show was full of fun things, I hope you get to headline an entire tour sometime soon.
what just happened here?
The show at the Fillmore was amazing! One of your best and much like the iMusicast days there were technical difficulties. But the difficulties keep you real and keep you my favorite band. I loved the set list and the special limited edition posters. I have no idea what everyone is talking about in the comments but for me it is all about the music and at the Filmore it rocked.
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What the Fuck is going on?
I am confused.....
????????????????????
oooooooooooooooooooooooh, Now I get EXACTLY what's going on...
Bitch is INSANE!... in the Motha' fuckin' Membrane.
disappointed? yes.
surprised? no.
haha but lets be honest. how many of us love the love songs Shawn writes such as Between Halloweens, Eryn Smith or Superman? If there were no girlfriends to provide inspiration there would be no amazing songs to sing along to.
a fair price to pay, i think.
and where does it say that good looking rock stars must remain single? dont you all dream of being with them? if you were they wouldnt be single. so they couldnt date you anyways.
sorry. im just as gutted =P
haha good luck to you in the future with your girlfriend, Shawn =)
"Yet however loose-screwed some of the shit is that falls out of my mouth, and as hazy as those memories return, there are some things I just don't think I would forget. Take the following for example, which came to Ben Triangle Man Young via email for a fact-check. Anyone have a video of this happening on stage?"
wow, you can't piece together what he means with that?
and I know it's the interweb, but can't you detect maybe a little bit of sarcasm?
I would gladly spell out what he means for you guys.
but it's cute to see your reactions.
C'mon guys, aren't most of you reading into this a little too much? I mean the message from the crazy lady?
The first part of what he said was meant to just, lay down that i he ever WOULD discuss such matters with the crowd at the show, surely he would remember.
The message was from a woman I talk to, I can't remember what we were talking about, but she just randomly sent that message to me. Not that I care... in some ways who the fuck Shawn is with, it's rather ... I don't know, highly irradical to come out with that on such a random occasion. Yes, I'll admit that I like Shawn, so do a lot of people.
Though the girl in question mailed me explaining the situation, which resulted in her lying to her own mother. So, in fact, her mother was just going by what her daughter was telling her, but blowing it up a tad, with the inclusion of the random outburst of love quotes on their state radio.
Shit, I like Shawn...
FUCKIN' SEXY! mmmm
:)
Shhhhhh, Calm Down...
...and go to this URL
>> www.myspace.com/solicitors <<
It has ALL of your answers!
Nice little thing there for your band XD
thank you for leaving it at that Kryssi.
-Youknowwho
I think that the dream thing was hella funny!! :)
But I think that if the girl is or isn't his girlfriend that it was really rude to put that up and kind of humiliate her. Sort of a bad move on Shawns part in my opinion.
Katieb, you're absolutely right. It's nobodies business who shawn is or isn't dating. Much LESS a blog filled with jealous girls.
Guys, the girl that the message was about, i'm not mentioning her name.
It's false. She told me that she had lied to her mother.
She said she didn't want to tell her mother the truth, so she just said she was dating him instead.
WHO CARES.
hahah! AT first i thought the email was...true, or something, but i thought, "Why would Shawn put it up here if it was, surely he wouldnt think it necessary for us to know he has a gf?", what? Then i read on and...wow, that is pretty sad...and silly.
I think we can all agree that we are all confused so maybe, we should all just stop talking about it.
Shawn, I didn't bring my camera because the ticket said no cameras. If I had brought it however, I'd have videos.
i truly appreciate that you keep up with this blog to connect with your fans. it helps with the lengthy periods of times between shows.
what is that like, though?- people coming up to you, people you've never met, and they ask for pictures and autographs. i've just always wondered, and i've never been able to ask someone who has experienced it.
and for the record- you inspire me to not be a jerk, for lack of a better word.
guitar-pedal malfunctions: 1 tech guy and five minutes
re-telling a misinterpreted reality-inspired dream/un-funny joke about drugs in front of grandmother: nervousness and discomfort
pointing out your "girlfriend" where your mother is seated: priceless
that email is just one more reminder to us all that drugs are bad, and hallucinations may occur.
on a lighter note- the show was honestly one of the best shows since iCast, everyone I know that went hasn't STOPPED talking about it.
we're all so proud of you guys.
take care and be safe while you're home :)
iVIVA MATT WHALEN!
this blog and some of these comments are very amusing!
These videos are rather short... I snuck my camera in and got caught a few times with it... damn security...
Between Halloweens-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6PqrKmr4dY
AM Tilts-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ80TuxHrUM&feature=user
Hi Shawn, I actually just wanted to say happy birthday for tomorrow. Cos I'm one of those stalker-fans who remembers birthdays. Have a good one and come back to Australia real soon, m'kay!
I think it's interesting how many comments this post received in such a short amount of time, especially since most confess their undying lust/love.
I agree that it is always about the music, but I also think that throughout my seeing The Matches preform live, that you, Shawn, have begun, more and more, to communicate yourself as... how would you say it.. a heartthrob? I myself, out of pure excitement of seeing a performance on this side of continent, have done some pretty stupid things, which may very well have been taken the wrong way. This is probably because I don't get a chance to see you guys very often, and the energy I got from just the first show (In a bar/venue smaller than a McDonalds) has left me in awe. You seem to be good people, with good senses of humor, and can definitely put on a great show. As the years have gone by, I have done a few silly things (some of which I will completely blame on having a few drinks, but, together, all was done because of my love for the band, however you'd like to take it)
Anyway, I was rambling, as one tends to do at 3:30 in the morning. I'm sorry about the drugs and grandma situation. That must have been slightly awkward, especially when having to come up with a 'joke' randomly. You could have tried to have Ben tell one, but that may have been difficult given the circumstances. Plus now that you have this 'following', most girls look to you, I'm sure.
I feel like I had more to say, but it's late, and I can't think of it..
"[b]iVIVA MATT WHALEN![/b]"
I SUPPORT THIS MOVEMENT!
LOL FAIL I meant to use HTML not bb code.
ahaahahha.
Matt = Greatness
The person that mentioned Jenny Lewis, marry me? Or be friends? lol.
It's never safe to assume anything .
Off-topic, but thankyou thankyou thankyou for coming back to Australia. I just heard about the show in Gosford (why Gosford?). My love to all four Matches.
I think that it is crap when people try to get into other people's personal lives and I know how it feels.
Oh, and because I promised to be persistent, when is the "Little Maggots" video coming out, Mr. Harris? or is it even coming out at all?
Oh, and an early happy birthday to you!=)
this is the stupidest thing ive ever read
wow
Agreeing with anon.
The comments moreso than the actual post.
shawn, seeing as tomorrow is your birthday. I found the perfect gift for you. but I'm telling you ahead of time because I need to know which color you want.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418BBDXTK6L.jpg
I am assuming you'd want either the black, red, or white, correct?
Happy Birthday for Tomorrow, Shawn :)
I thought Shawn was into penguins?
I always find it funny when people write "Harris" as their last name..as in MRS Shawn Harris...oh, to be 14 and in love!
mmmmm hmmmmm
I think I win.
oh jee, I'm giggling like a little school girl!
nevermind, I don't win because harris wouldn't fit. ):
Kay it seems like this is the only place that I could show you what I'm getting you for your birthday, so here it is.
http://csmcdem.com/sweet/blah%20blah.htm
It's not very expensive or anything, but seriously I hope you like it.
^ don't click that.
i think that is one of the most annoying things ever.
i can't see why people find it funny.
rick rolled shit
lol someone got me with that once.
It's your birthday! I really hope you have a great day.
Happy Birthday Shawn!
Brisbane AA show, yes?
Please?
This blog and it's subsequent comments are confusing me.
I saw Matt Whalen and his girlfriend at Warped Tour Ventura. They are way cute together. Usually I'd wave and say "Hi's!", but I decided that they were just hanging out and it was best to not bother them.
Also, how many live videos of "Chain Me Free" are there compared to the number of videos of Shawn telling "jokes?"
i can't believe i'm still awake, but...happy birthday.
hope you have a great day.
Happy Birthday Shawn!!
I was just listening to people on the block.
oh, how things have changed.
Happy Birthday buttercup. :]
<3 YLF
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Not a video, but some Fillmore show pictures.
Enjoy...again!
-V
Happy Birthday SEXY! WOO!
For Your Birthday.... I leave you a Gift.
www.myspace.com/solicitors
Happy Birthday sir.
Just wanted to swing by and wish you a happy birthday!
Hope your grandma decided to give you that money despite the little dream-joke-incident. ; )
Happy birthday!
ZOMG.
ROSE TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
^_______^
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, OR ROSE SO YOU'LL THINK WE'RE BOTH CREEPY TEENIES. EVEN IF WE'RE NOT. SHE'S AMAZING.
: )
That being said, DREAMS are my main preoccupation you know. I am a dream. -rolls eyes-
Stealing dreams and using them as your own is like stealing sunsets or smiles. It feels wrong but at the same time it feels good. Maybe it was your dream. You just didn't know it. Maybe it was my dream. Maybe it was a dream that we dreamed together.
-shrug-
I've rambled enough, I'll go now.
Happy Birthday to you (and me.)
Uh, yeah. Pay no attention to Andy, Shawn (or anyone reading her comment for that matter). She’s like that. She’s a real sweetheart though so you don’t need to worry that I’ve sent a crazy person your way. She just gets very enthusiastic, that’s all.
And Andy, Shawn does know me. Or, (major) correction, he knows my name. (Well, if he still remembers it that is.) I told you I met him March 12th after the show in Camden, remember? And I hopefully didn’t make the impression of being a teenie since I, like you pointed out, am not one. And even though you probably seem like one yourself at the moment we both know you’re not either (in spite of the caps abuse).The creepy part, however, I'd say is open to discussion. ; )
Happy birthday, Shawn! Here's to many more.
:]
Happy Birthday, Shawn!
IT BE YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! -Runs around in circles-
Happy Birthday ^_^
I can't believe I just wasted my time reading all 102 comments... This is the oddest assortment of words I've ever seen.
Oh, and Happy Birthday, Shawn.
Have a good one.
=]
oh, don't worry.
I'm hurt, but we can still be friends.
sincerely, Your International (Love)Child
xoxo
i agree.. the random babbling is what makes the show unique
otherwise you might as well be in a glass box and we should feed you quarters ;)
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday Shawn
how old do you want to be today?
congratulations on another trip around the sun.
this was weird because at first this was all written in first person and then out of nowhere it fipped to second then third and now i am to ponder to whom we're listening to. i'm not sure why having a girlfriend in your situation must be kept top secret, sure there are tons of girls who would be sad you didn't choose them but despite our giddy attidude around you boys we are smart enough to realize that you aren't going to be mesmerized by our beauty and fall in love with us. we love you guys for a reason and that is your music duh! so go on grab your gal and flaunt your human emotions towards each other,although as a bitterly single girl i'd apprecate it if you didn't do that in front of me, and that goes to all you love bugs out there too.
I have a dream that we will get married one day... I don't care if you pretend this is your dream too. In fact I would love it.
Oh dear, Happy Birthday.
There are SO many comments on this blog it's past the point of ridiculous.
Have an amazing day.
Happy birthday!
Shawn should tell us what he got for his birthday! I hope a puppy. wouldn't a miniature poodle just go so well with him? (kidding.) No but seriously, bud. tell us what you got. (:
So I went shopping today for a new CD at Borders, and I originally went with the intention to buy Cute Is What We Aim For's new album. By chance, as I was perusing the "pop rock" section, I came across Biffy Clyro's album, which I have been meaning to buy for a while due to your recommendation. As my indirect birthday gift to you (and I'm pretty sure as a gift to myself), I bought that instead of Cute.
Happy birthday.
I really hope you didn't read all of these comments.
so I heard you guys are doing a fall tour with Bayside. This really disappoints me. I was hoping for a headlining tour....
I really hope he did read all these comments. And I really hope they made him lol.
Happy Birthday Shawn,
I'm here to embrace the moment, Oh Dear God before it gets away.
Embracing the thoughts,they have warmed my heart.
A presention I shall never disregard.
Uniquely wrapped, be sure to know, carried with conscious aware.
Embrace the gift, that you have bestowed. You can't find just anywhere. I don't think they make'em LIKE YOU, anymore.
Embraced with love,sincerely,I will cherish.
Be proud and humble always.
"Make a Wish".
Best wishes everyday for you.
With a hug and kiss,
Happy Birthday to you.
Take care
About Matt Whalen.
I saw him at Warped in Ventura. He was onstage behind Butcher's drum riser during the Academy Is...'s set.
Everyone around him was rocking out, but he sat still the entire time, just staring. He didn't move at all. I guess that's why they call him still matt whalen.
Next year, I'm buying him a zimmer frame.
buttercups straight crazy
Between the subtle and not so subtle hints directed towards Shawn whether he's single or not, the happy birthdays, dreams, and Matt Whalen... I really have no idea what is going on here.
Have a very merry unbirthday
to shawn?
to shawn
ugh thanx for ruining my life, i'm dead now thanx. ugh, stupid people who inform me of crushing other peoples hopes and dreams. Really clutch move, mommy dearest. But no worries Shawn, you are the still the slinkster-cool radtasticful dude i luv(-ish.) Cuz u know everyone says i'm like u, so if i'm like u i know u. But really. My life is dead. Goes to show.
Have a very merry unbirthday
to shawn?
to shawn
Have a very merry unbirthday
to shawn?
to shawn!
Dear Shawn,
You do know me,even though I have never commented on your blogs.
I am priviledged to call myself your friend.
I have been proud to say to such a character of man,that quality,is something you will not lack. (AND)
You are a pleasure to know, a pleasure to see, you are most definately thought of, and often missed.
I can say without a doubt, I am getting to know, the man, when others won't.
I believe I have found many values in life. I don't hesitate in telling friends,just how much they are appreciated.
To conclude that it is crazy... Well, I am crazy at times..
...but they don't know me.
Cheers to the those I am learning to know.
Let's have a block party,
Take Care
I have to admit, this broke my heart a little. I mean, I couldn't reasonably figure that you were single but I had always dreamed....
I definitely didnt hear you introduce her at the show, although I was a little distracted ;)
As for your "dream" my friend and I assumed it was your way of telling us you were on drugs lol. (just kidding)
jesus christ. some of you are crazy, and not in the good way.
Aye. To above. But maybe the bad ways the good way in disguise. Eh?
I've seen maybe a bad weird, all thanks to the loveliness /sarcasm, that is MySpace.
This is NOT maija
Told ya.
the revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal
No.... It will not.
yes.....it...will
OKAY.... maybe.
i am going to state where the girls are have smart and most likly to falate me
Quit being such a vagine man!
you're a FOOL!!!
may i DEflate you?!?!?!?
hmmmmmm
Obviously, if he pointed her out at the Filmore, then he's taken. Get over it. He's human. And I'm positive she isn't new to his life, think about it. Let them be, Move on from your fan girl crushes, and start focusing on other people. You act as if it's the first time Shawn's had a girlfriend.
I didn't mean to navigate back to the subject, but shallow little suck ups annoy the fuck out of me.
Here's to Shawn and Doll.
<3
you guys should really all re-read this paragraph again.
"Yet however loose-screwed some of the shit is that falls out of my mouth, and as hazy as those memories return, there are some things I just don't think I would forget. Take the following for example, which came to Ben Triangle Man Young via email for a fact-check. Anyone have a video of this happening on stage?"
then read what comes after it. seriously, you can't piece together what he's saying about the following email? I already tried to point this out, but obviously you guys don't analyze very well.
AND LOL OMG YES. SHAWN + YVONNE DOLL FOREVER<333. LOLOLOLOL. (sarcasm my friends. and you should know who yvonne doll is, lololol.)
ps- it's funny how you say sucks ups then post something like that. lol. just sayin'.
god, I love this blog's comments.
Whoever cares about the little ditty at the end [about this weird gf crap] then ask me. Add me on MSN or email me at;
kryssimydoe@hotmail.co.uk
that's only if you're interested. I just now think that the latter part is getting way too over-analyzed. Poor Shawn <3
Dude, it's time for shawn to post a new blog so people can get over the whole thing about the show and move on with their lives. And why does it matter if he is or isn't dating anyone or if somebody lied. Know what I think? that he's awesome either way. Get over yourselves about the girlfriend thing.
But on a lighter note, how was the show? wish i could have made it out!! :(
Dude, it's time for shawn to post a new blog so people can get over the whole thing about the show and move on with their lives. And why does it matter if he is or isn't dating anyone or if somebody lied. Know what I think? that he's awesome either way. Get over yourselves about the girlfriend thing.
But on a lighter note, how was the show? wish i could have made it out!! :(
And I also agree with Kryssi on the letter thing. But honey, why is it any of YOUR bussiness to tell people about what you know? It's sort of bitchy of you. Are you Shawns girlfriend? If not, stay out of his private life, or other peoples for that matter. Be a REAL fan.
to lola...kryssi was a part of all this. she is the reason this letter was posted on this blog!!!!
it was sent to her, she sent it to ben, ben sent it to shawn...and here we are.
she in no was bitchy about anything.
this is all a ridiculous conversation anyway since shawn is gay
im sorry girls, but it's the truth. ive seen it first hand... sorry to burst your lame bubbles
Happy Late Birthday Mr. Harris. Hope your day was spent wonderfully.
I wish I was at the Fillmore show, but I live in shitty Oregon, so yeah.
And all these comments...
I think some people need to smoke drugs and chill out.
WELL DUH! THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY! jeez. Shawn is gay for Matt Whalen, the end. Why else would there be so much bay area pride? But actually, now it's legal all through out california. Yay!
I'm gay for shawn.
^ that was matt whalen, just so you know.
once i heard that shawn was dating the singer of portugal the man, but maybe that was just a dumb rumor i dont know
^ you win at life
Here is "Salty Eyes" from the Fillmore show on June 14th.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sRvHNkPmdpo
There are also a ton of pictures on my myspace: www.myspace.com/kinkyblinky555
I <3 the Matches!
K. Bout the whole gay thing...: what the eff? You know how clutch y'all sound? A lot. Please. Stop. And besides the whole Gay CA marriage. Absurd! I'll go with olden days. Man-on-woman action only. *shudder*
Plus its just a matter of time until life goes on so Shawn really needs to post a new entry cuz this is really getting ridiculous.
Disagreed with the gay marriage bit being absurd.
Agreed with the fact that life needs to go on, cause this is getting ridiculous. If you must joke about Shawn being gay, don't do it on his damn blog.
shawn's not gay. i had sex with him after a show in new york. we met at the afterparty for the epitaph tour show at black and white.
and then he totally dissed me the next time he was in town. he'll fall for any girl with tits and a skirt so watch out ladies. but that's what rockstars do right? have sex with a lot of girls and then not talk to them?
i kinda hope he doesn't have a girlfriend because i sure as heck wouldn't want to be her!
(no offense, shawn. i still love you and your music. i just wanted to clear up the gay issue)
Your fault for having sex with a guy in a band.
can we please just end this discussion?
mmmm sex. :)
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO REDHEAD IN NYC IS SUPER LEGIT
Legit?
well i know first hand that shawn is gay i ghad hott man sex with him
he is not gay we had sex and parted our ways....it was nice
Are these your fans?
you guys FUCKING SUCK!
poor Shawn.
BLAH!
What the hell is this blog turning into? Surely, now I know that message was from me [a FACT finder], but honestly, this is getting ludicrous. This section of Shawn's life should really remain private, who gives a damn if he's dating or not. Shawn either needs to post a reply in the thread and or post a new blog, because this is amounting to become the longest reply thread he's had in any one of his blogs.
Let's focus on the main issue here, about the amazing Fillmore show, of which the most luckiest bastards got to go and see. I envy them...
Shawn's so gay, it's not even funny. He's gayer than a $3 bill. He prances around like a fairy, isn't it obvious. He might fuck girls but he flips them over and hits it from the back so he can pretend he's with another man.
Wait, my names Jessica. That post was from me. ^^^^ Fuck you bitches and your mama.
Sigh, growing pains? I think so.
I suppose I’m not the only one thinking this whole thing has gone ridiculously off track. And I debated for some time with myself whether or not to post this and thus risking dragging out the discussion furthermore. But a certain quote came to mind; “You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say.” And so, may it be my place or not, I decided to share what’s on my mind. I honestly think some here are behaving in an unacceptable way. Blunt jokes can be amusing and I’m sure we can all be tolerant with immature posts to a certain degree and laugh it off. But I’d say some here has crossed the line of what’s appropriate. In my own personal opinion some of the posts are way out of line to the point where it’s no longer harmless jokes or the like but actually rude and potentially hurtful remarks. I know that it’s probably not my place to say this seeing as this obviously isn’t my blog but I’d ask you to please take some time to reflect upon your comments and think about if posting them was a wise decision or not. What’s done is done but perhaps thinking twice next time your fingers itch to type up a comment maybe wouldn’t be a bad idea?
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Shawn, if you haven’t already I’d say you could safely watch that video recording of you telling the dream/punchline-less joke. It’s not that bad. Even if you didn’t intend for it to happen, and much less for the incident to be caught on camera, you may find it less embarrassing than you’d think?
hey kryssi why dont you stop fuckign talk about it and leave it alone.
stop bringing it up.
its over.
stop talking about it.
you are the reason this keeps going on because you want it to. stop posting dumbass comments.
Wow.
For one thing, I don't think Kryssi is doing anything wrong. She's just trying to sort shit out.
Also, there hasn't been this much fighting via blog replies since the vegan post.
And that was more of a debate.
let's cool it, hahaha.
Hey, hey, hey. I'm not a bad guy here at all, so stop trying to make me out to be one. Instead of moaning at me, why don't you go talk to those shitheads saying ludicrous things, and possibly, like Rose said, are hurtful remarks made against Shawn or any of the guys. It's not fair, and I'm not dragging it along, other people are as well. I'm a lover, not a fighter. And thank you Allyson, for defending me <3
kryssi, you're the one that started this shit. I bet you are happy in your on sick twisted way that shawn made a blog about your email to ben. in your psycho obsessed mind it makes you feel connected to him. I know you call yourself kryssi harris and that you try to befriend anyone that knows the band. you need to get over it. practically every matches fan knows you're obsessed with them, we tolerate it but no one likes you. well maybe all you "friends" that are as obsessed as you. they're not real friends, you don't even know these people.
WOW...
Let this die...
Leave it for death...
KILL IT!
NOW!
Quit attacking the poor girl. This is her equivelent to a 9 year old and Nsync!
mmmm... justin timberlake :)
Let this die...
Leave it for death...
KILL IT!
NOW!
shawn should delete this entire blog and stay off the internet.
ha. sure.
first i find half of these posts sad
second this isnt a supposed to be a let's rape shawn message board
third happy way belated birthday shawn
fourth he dosn't seem to post any more, could be all the useless posts
y'all are missing the point.
the matches should just play more shows in montreal.
the end.
^ and Vancouver.
^ and Calgary.
we have a petition, guys!
attn: ihatematchesfans
You are being incredibly cruel right now. Just saying. She did nothing.
when did this become a Pete Wentz blog? ):
SHAWN HAS A BIG PENIS
Kryssiz fucking wonderful
and anyone else whos saying shit about her can suck my big hairy ballz
BAIIII! :D
FARKK YOU "ihatematchesfans."
get a life
and stop trying to seem scary.
I LOVE matches Fans!
lol@how 3 anonymous posts up just proved ihatematchesfans's point. But I don't talk to Kryssi, and I don't think attacking her was needed at all.
i am not i hate matches fan. i was the one that wrote before him/her
im not attacking her or trying to seem scary.
im just saying she kept bringing it up
NO ONE CARES
i think shes happy that he posted it so in some way they are tied LIK EIT SAID IN HER MYSPACE PROFILE!
goodjob.
your a creep.
i agree that everyone should be nicer on here, but i do also think it was kind of a dick move on shawn's part to post this letter. i don't know who it's about nor do i care, but he shouldn't have posted it. i hope he is more respectful of his fans in the future and i hope we are more respectful of him.
Um, I don't think so....
Isn't he practically being STALKED?
I'd post it too... At least he took her name out..
*cough cough* Alison *cough cough*
WOO!
yup i'm an asshole like that.
:)
Some of the comments on here are shocking, The Matches' fanship used to be a nice, friendly community, I'd like to hang onto that.
you guys, seriously.
This is getting ridiculous.
let this be last comment.
no....
this should be.
Who is ihatethematches?
Not me.
will this madness never end?
Every time I read the comments on this blog, I get more and more disgusted. I guess people have nothing better to do with their time then to put others down. We are all Matches fans and should be respectful of one another. Any personal issues you have with someone should be dealt with privately. Please, let's all move on...
I agree with foxxie. now, come to montreal. :)
the girl who's name is scribbled out is named Allison aka Doll. She used to reply to all Shawn's blogs. Hmmm, funny how she hasn't commented this one. Also, her mom must be loco too. To say she "didn't know" her daughter was lying. I think they both made a stupid ass lie up and it came back to bite them in the ass. It's sad really. Shawn is hot as fuck and talented. He could get any piece of ass he wanted. Did anyone really believe he would want someone like Allison.
Some people might get mad because her names is being put out there. She's a liar, why should she be protected.
"Shawn is hot as fuck and talented. He could get any piece of ass he wanted. Did anyone really believe he would want someone like Allison."
Agreed with everything but that, just because...I don't know. It made me laugh.
Wow..
If I were Shawn, I would delete this entire blog entry and pretend it was never posted.
It's PAST the point of fucking ridiculous and has entered the pathetic zone.
Stop insulting each other and stop bombarding this stupid blog entry with useless blabber.
It's making all of you look stupid.
HAPPY CANADA DAY
lol
come to vancouver we NEED you guys (..well.. mostly me )
Wow....
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