Did you hear that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer dropped more than
$80,000
on a high-class prostitute and had to resign? And did you know that
everybody in America wanted to see a picture of this prostitute because
they
were curious about what kind of woman can charge thousands for sex? And
that
yesterday somebody discovered that this prostitute a MySpace page? Did
you
know that everybody went to visit this page yesterday? How many people
do
you think went there? Would you believe 1.8 million people? And did you
know
that she is a singer, and that this page was was a MySpace music page?
So
here's my question: Who was the featured band on MySpace Music
yesterday,
the band whose smiling mugs greeted 1.8 million who visited the site?
Answer: (See Title)
$80,000
on a high-class prostitute and had to resign? And did you know that
everybody in America wanted to see a picture of this prostitute because
they
were curious about what kind of woman can charge thousands for sex? And
that
yesterday somebody discovered that this prostitute a MySpace page? Did
you
know that everybody went to visit this page yesterday? How many people
do
you think went there? Would you believe 1.8 million people? And did you
know
that she is a singer, and that this page was was a MySpace music page?
So
here's my question: Who was the featured band on MySpace Music
yesterday,
the band whose smiling mugs greeted 1.8 million who visited the site?
Answer: (See Title)
25 Comments :
And as that occurs, Tucson, AZ is thrown into discord as it's discovered that thousand of dogs have been bred in tiny kennels in a fucking motor home for months.
But whores are whores,
Matches are great,
Myspace has alot of people on it.
Personally, I'm doing too much to be brought down by prostitution.
And hey, the man DID have foresight: he put $4,500 into an ACCOUNT with the prostitution ring.
THAT'S planning!
-D
By the way, New York will now have its first Black AND blind govenor!
What bad could come out of that?
Now THAT is what I call free publicity. ;D
I just want to laugh right now, because really... what ARE the odds?
The Matches: exploiting your curiosity about whores since 2008 [unintentionally, of course.]
Now take that 1.8 million and diviide it by 3, because there is usually atleast 3 featured bands at one time. It's amazing to see nonetheless
ooh I got the answer right. can I have a gold star please?
I confess. I am guilty of adding 1 more profile view to her page. Actually, I haven't been following that story, someone had posted it in a bulletin and I thought..how could someone have found her myspace? and then I also wondered if she enjoyed having this publicity? could she be the new Tila Tequila? Vh1 would have a field day concocting yet another celebrity love search. I tell ya every reality show these days has been a knock off of Survivor. only instead of torches, they use giant keys. how quaint. They'll give Mtv a run for their money.
oops, gotta a little carried away.
I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
and may I add, my heart fills with joy (and tide) when I see Hope arising on the main page.
1.8 million?
That's incredible.
I'm so happy for you guys. :)
Glad our ex-govenor's whoring did some good.
she wont have a single thing held against her while he will have tons of problems. its an odd world we live in. i hear she has a deal with penthouse now too.
im not saying he should have it easier...i dont think he should. what im saying is...what she did was just as bad and shes getting all this attention...oh well
That's the greatest thing I've heard all week.
Hah!
Talk
about
timing.
Coming from a person living in New York State (NOT NYC though, as most people like to assume that city is the only one in existance here), this highly amused me.
way to synchronize! oh yeah if your lookin for a personal psychic i'm your man. im gettin my tarot and clairvoyance on.
that's pretty amazing how that worked out.
That's weird how it turned out.
I think that 2008 will be a good year for you guys.
=0)
i would charge thousans of dollars for sex, although i'm not sure anyone would actually shell out the money to have what would most likely only ten minutes of really crappy sex with me [he is paying for sex you can asume something is wrong with him]but the only problem is i would spend all that money long before i stopped feeling bad for having sex for money... i know there is a flaw in my plan but i'm working on it
anyhow to my main point [cause i do have one] congrats on the accidental publicity!
i noticed that, i went on your myspace before you were featured (obviously) and it was like 89 thousand views or something
and then i looked again and it was like two million! thats insane!
congratulations!
are you excited?
this is the year of the matches
Well, then I saw Shawn, do your part and do something nice for a whore.
I KNEW that prostitution was good for something other than giving sex-addicted perverts an outlet for their obsession.
This also opens the door for a new avenue of advertising...promotion via prostitute.
oh god
that was amazing.
did you guys imagine your music being heard be almost 2 million people?
before i only had to share you with a couple of people on here...now its 2 million!
congratulations shawn, you guys deserve it
just dont let it get to your heads
I'm so excited that you are one of Myspace's featured bands. I can't believe that many people visited your page! That is absolutely amazing.
Oh and while I was watching TV the day that they announced the scandal and flooded every station with updates on it, I saw an interview with several people that live in the same building that this individual lives in. One of the ladies was saying what a wonderful place it is to live in. That it is very sophisticated and charges $5,000 rent every month. Then she asks why a girl living in such a nice building would find it necessary to sell her body like that.
What I wanted to ask her was "WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK SHE GOT THE MONEY FROM?!?!?" Fucking idiots...
They need to stop flooding my TV with pictures of prostitutes, and start flooding them with pictures of The Matches! haha
Thats pretty much amazing. =^]
who is this girl??
my friends laaughed at me but when i saw ur pic on myspace music i totally took a pic of it... a few pics actually, and posted them on myspace
yay = )
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