Meet "Git Low" our UK tourbus. Our hold on our rented vehicle was confused with a Swedish touring circus' order. The clowns have beat all of our high scores at guitar hero, and refuse to swap back.
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- Name: Shawn Harris
- Location: Oakland, CA
I am a louse, and I am lovely.
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Hahaha, oh my God, this made my day. Such a fitting nickname for such a lovely sardine can.
Looking forward to stories, real or not, when you get back...
♥ V
Or 'made my night'? You decide.
teeny tiny! i hope you're staying in hotels.
otherwise the sleeping arrangments might be quite interesting.
it kinda looks like a barbie campervan, and it's only slightly larger than actual size.
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It is fairly cute. Just about how many bodies does that thing hold?
ahhh I wish I could see it but sadly, I am dodging the attention of my teacher while "writing" a speech...I'm such a good student!
Have fun in the UK...I wish I were there
This certainly made my morning. Now I am no longer fretting about my exam... but rather wondering how on earth you all fit in there...
Guitar Hero! My name is Jonas!!! enough said.
DAMN i'D RATHER WALK T0 WHEREVER i NEED T0 G0 THEN T0 RiDE iN THE "GiT L0W" M0BiLE L0L. iT MUST BE FUN BEiNG CRAMPED UP iN SUCH A SMALL THiNG. H0PE Y0U'RE HAViNG FUN T0URiNG
wow, we have a female cc.
Git Low/Bambi, it's a stripper.
that is damn tiny
It's not so much that it's tiny,
it's like...well it is.
It looks like a squished down form of something moderate sized.
total circus van. i laughed out loud.
have fun. HAHA.
I'll be looking forward to seeing you in seattle when you return.
haha WOW, I can't imagine more than three people riding in that thing. I would be beyond claustrophobic.
You're almost as tall as the "bus"!
Hahahah. Awww, it's cute (meaning the vehicle... ha). I can negotiate with the clowns:
Låt tändstickorna få tillbaka sin buss! De behöver nog den mer än ni gör... jag ska ju också få plats. För fjärde gången! Förhoppningsvis.
Um... yeah, you think about what I just wrote in Swedish. There's a nut for you to crack.
i hope your still watching south park:
"congratulations! you have played guitar hero enough to earn a million points!
YOU ARE FAGS!"
Hahaha
That had me laughing for near on five minutes.
Looking forward to seeing it in Norwich
L x
Louie-I attempted to translate the text on a Swedish to English translator, and what i got was pretty non nonsensical. Something about polls?
I finally got to see it! Wow. I can just imagine you all with your knees around your ears staring at each other for hours on end. FUN!
O wow its so little... hahaha I love that pic because you look like such a giant standing in front of it!!
ahahaha
hahahahaha
Europeans and their tiny cars. At least you'll get better mileage. I love it! And the close proximity will only create better stories ;)
Oh, that it tiny. How ever will you all be able to fit?
I would recommend streatching
holy shit that's small, that sucks.
btw: Give those clowns hell. Bitches.
btw #2: When are you coming back to Texassss? :[
lmfao honestly, i think someone's touched on this,
but please tell me you're sleeping in hotels.
I'm trying to picture you tall boys all scrunched up in that...that THING. I can see you trying to draw something and Justin sneezes, bringing you to fisticuffs. With the amount of room, Jon inadvertently gets involved and it's a variable blood bath as Matt tries to break it up. I christen thee: The Oakland Traveling Circus!!!
-D
It just occured to me that you could actually climb on top of that vehicle without even standing on your tip-toes...you look sort of like a giant...
-D
Poor Shawn. You can't stand up correctly in that thing can you?
You best show me this on Monday.
I find "Git Low" Rather Charmming.
All You Need Is Whistles, "Sticks,stones, And Techno" (Look That ness up!) And A Whole Lot Of Dancing.
You Will Be Set, Trust Me.
Other Than That I Rather Like Your Jacket.
BUAHHHAHHAHHAHHA xD
oh poor yous.
...to be honest it's actually quite charming =)
♥
This picture totally just cheered me up. Thank you.
thanks for posting stories 2 read.
and yah guitar hero's cool, but how could u guys lose?!
First the elf like shoes Jessica lovingly pointed to you, now this picture? You're starting to resemble Will Ferrel in the movie more and more. Are you sure you haven't seen it?
7 of us. If we sleep by weight, heaviest to lightest, it's not so bad. Never gets cold.
S
You probably slept on top of each other long before you got in that tiny bus.
Don't deny it! Everyone likes to cuddle!!!!
Ooo I do enjoy a good cuddle, like Dani said.
But please say it's one of those things that looks smaller than it actually is.
Like my house.
In the front it looks like a 1 story tiny house with a big elaborate front... when it's really a 2 story big house. =^]
And I had a purse that I could carry everything in that saved my life but it looked like it wouldn't even hold a wallet. I was able to fit 4 water bottles, 2 cups of chili, and my family's dinner in it... which I had to carry to a mall (by foot... it was a rather far walk) because my mother decided to take the keys to the rental vehicle with her...-.-
So yes, please say it's one of those cases and you're just kidding...or you're at least on top? =^]
aha so the issue of packing everyone in that lovely camper van, I mean tour bus has been explained.
So many problems can be solved by spooning.
aw, it's so tiny! :)
"Something about polls?"
No, nothing about polls. Basically I told the clowns to give the bus back to The Matches (tändstickorna). And then something more, which I'm not saying. Hehe.
Did someone say cuddles? I like cuddles...
thanks for teh nweblog Shawn
ileove seing themso much
oh. wow. that's great! I can just imagine you all in there spoonning on the floor. good thing jon doesn't have his fro anymore, no way could you all fit in there otherwise.
I can't wait to see you again, I have a ton of things to tell you.
due to some recent carnival encounters, I've come to the conclusion that clowns are all devious little bitches with some serious superiority complexes. Though i guess being a dramatic comes with the territory.
p.s. - snazzy jacket
I had a fantabulous idea while at my autistic neighbor's birthday party today.
Ready?
Of course you are.
THE MATCHES IN RUBBER DUCK FORM!!!
I know, fantastic.
I was at some store (I wish I remembered the name) and I saw a Punk Rubber Duck... and I thought "WOAH! Thats awesome" cause I love ducks, especially rubber ones. Then I listened to The Matches on my way home.
While at the birthday party, I was really bored. I started thinking of what I did last night then how much I love rubber ducks (I have 4 neons, an army one, a hippie one, and a HUGE yellow one) then I thought of how much I love The Matches then I thought "It'd be fantastic if they sold rubber ducks of themselves..."
Like other bands sell action figures or barbies or even stuffed animals of themselves. No one has a rubber duck (yet) for their band.
...I really do need a life.
Say what you want, but I still couldn't imagine that.
I'd imagine some seriously sore bodies in the morning.
oh no
look at that camper! haha aw
You're a murderer-
I died laughing by your hand, or well in this case finger-tips.
way to go, Shawn.
oh my...i love the name.. and i also love that though i'm sure that van is incredibly and ridiculously tiny, you standing next to it dwarfs it as well. :) you boys are road-arriors, tiny camper or not. <3
Now I know you all want this ride for your next Warp Tour! (grin)
you lie shawn. you lie!
It was funny how you almost laughed your ass off while telling us the truth.
Haha, wow. I just hope you don't have that thing again in March!! What a pimp mobile that is to show off... "Yeah... this is where the magic happens...." only to reveal a vehicle to envy that of some toy Barbie would ride in.. haha. But you make that thing look even smaller with your tallness.
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