Alright, so Wikipedia knew, "The next blog entry was a letter written by "The Wizard," Miles Hurwitz, who assisted in developing the album Decomposer. The second entry was meant as humor, but had gone over a few heads." but we were amused with the unforseen ensuing controversy and let it writhe uncorrected for a few days.
To determine which of us would get to post next, we played a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Rock beat scissors and right brow.

Never threaten a man on his own blog, even in jest.
To determine which of us would get to post next, we played a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Rock beat scissors and right brow.

Never threaten a man on his own blog, even in jest.


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Hardcore Ro-Shambo
I can see the look of fear in his eyes...
Good old rock always does well
Rock is always the way to go.
Because everyone knows rock always wins.
That fact that this qualifies as a scandal makes me laugh and makes a little image of me shaking my head pop up in my mind, saying, "What is the world coming to?"
hahaha ro-shambo.. thats hilarious, you look like you really gave it too him, a good old blogger style war
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Torture. Apparently next doors' toxic waste must be getting to me, or something, 'cause I was most definitely one of those heads then. Much rather that be a joke though, I think...Gah. Glad the writers' block is also over though.
Rock will always win at the end of the day.
♥ V
Sweet Jesus. Now I see why he hasn't answered my last email! Hahaha.
Have mercy, Shawn.
Glad as hell to see a post again!
I was beginning to wonder what was going on.
In retrospect, this whole thing is hilarious.
Shawn, am I really the asshole, or are you the asshole in making me look like an asshole?
I'm just kidding. True, looking back this is all pretty amusing...
damn shawn take it easy on him next time
I have no idea what the hell is going on.
I'm really glad I know I'm crazy...otherwise I could've taken all of this wrong!! But, I love it.
What's the big deal?
I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Right Hook all the time.
Wayne! Me either.
It wasn't a joke? Or it was? Help meeeeee
i find it hard to fathom how this was taken so seriously in the first place. i've been laughing the whole time. shear genius on both sides.
i can forsee bickering in the comments on this entry as well as many future entries...
haha...miles better watch out next time
haha oh geez, Chuck Norris who?
The chief export of Shawn Harris is pain.
Ohhhhh I get it.
Yup, that went right over my head.
I feel silly :P
This is what the internet does to us.
I love it.
I Take It Back.
Miles Looks Dashing In Everything.
Even The Bloody Beaten Head Look.
Vogues Going To Be All Over That.
I Give It 2 Months, Tops.
Ouch. ha! Nicely done
(and Robin I laughed way to hard at what you said.)
Rock, paper, scissors is always more fun when you play it as foot, cockroach, atom bomb.
foot beats cockroach.
cockroach beats atom bomb.
atom bomb turns foot from matter directly into energy.
hahaha i love you guys.
nice.
good thing you didn't break out fire.
the only thing that beats fire is waterballoon.
Rock, paper, scissors is so obsolete, guys. It's "rock, dynamite with a cut-able wick, scissors" now. Paper ain't got shit.
What would the injury have looked like were the out comes rock and paper? Redefining papercut skin. And I was actually wondering what silly words were being passed around over the ensuing panic on the comments. Good job.
bahahahahaha
i always choose scissors though, which means i would be screwed against you shawn, SCREWED!
Ohh the old Rock, Paper, Scissors!Some hardcore fighting there
Haha. Amazing.
I knew you could take whoever in a battle.
...do you understand why paper beats rock? I've tested it. The rock would totally conquor the paper.
But rules are rules. =^]
Go all out and have nuke, sponge, and woman come into play. That's when things get serious.
Reminds me of that Super Bowl commercial.
"Ready? 1, 2, 3..." *WHACK*
"I threw paper!"
"...I threw a rock."
Ohhh...you can't not beat the wonderful Shawn Harris at anyting anymore can you? I think that means You win everything. Not fair, but totally HARD CORE, luv.
miles rocks 2.
he helped write the songs!
Shawn, you're magical
first off, the person who was witty enough to choose a "I" as a post name is a fucking genius.
secondly, I will beat you at Ro-Shambo on the thirteenth.
hey shawn
Way off topic... but George Saunders is on the Colbert Report monday
LAUREN!
that whole dynamite with a cut-able wick... that's Demetri Martin!
creativity is just being able to successfully hide your sources. try using some jokes from a comedian that no ones ever heard of.
and there's a video on youtube of this kid whipping scissors at his roommate and they get stuck in his arm.
dis.gust.ing.
What a coincidence... I come back to check on things and what song starts playing the second I pass that "What would the injury have looked like were the out comes rock and paper? Redefining papercut skin. And I was actually wondering what silly words were being passed around over the ensuing panic on the comments. Good job." comment that made me giggle when I first read it? Papercut Skin!
I officially adore my new phone... though it lacks live photos from your Warped Tour '07 NC show that my old ghetto phone had. *tear*
defend your blog, Shawn!
leteth nooneth beseecheth thou blogeth!
I just want to clean up all the blood becasue it is grossing me out and I am severely OCD!
LMAO
u r brilliant
thats y i love u.
this is so funny.
great ending
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