Friday, October 5, 2007

The Wizard Must Be Stoned

Alright, so Wikipedia knew, "The next blog entry was a letter written by "The Wizard," Miles Hurwitz, who assisted in developing the album Decomposer. The second entry was meant as humor, but had gone over a few heads." but we were amused with the unforseen ensuing controversy and let it writhe uncorrected for a few days.
To determine which of us would get to post next, we played a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Rock beat scissors and right brow.

Never threaten a man on his own blog, even in jest.

43 Comments :

Blogger Random Hero said...

Hardcore Ro-Shambo

October 5, 2007 7:29 AM  
Anonymous Malice said...

I can see the look of fear in his eyes...
Good old rock always does well

October 5, 2007 7:30 AM  
Blogger Fire Truck. said...

Rock is always the way to go.

October 5, 2007 7:45 AM  
Blogger C said...

Because everyone knows rock always wins.

That fact that this qualifies as a scandal makes me laugh and makes a little image of me shaking my head pop up in my mind, saying, "What is the world coming to?"

October 5, 2007 7:51 AM  
Blogger hil. said...

hahaha ro-shambo.. thats hilarious, you look like you really gave it too him, a good old blogger style war

October 5, 2007 8:24 AM  
Blogger Victoria said...

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October 5, 2007 9:07 AM  
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October 5, 2007 9:09 AM  
Blogger Victoria said...

Torture. Apparently next doors' toxic waste must be getting to me, or something, 'cause I was most definitely one of those heads then. Much rather that be a joke though, I think...Gah. Glad the writers' block is also over though.

Rock will always win at the end of the day.

♥ V

October 5, 2007 9:12 AM  
Blogger Louie said...

Sweet Jesus. Now I see why he hasn't answered my last email! Hahaha.
Have mercy, Shawn.

October 5, 2007 10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad as hell to see a post again!
I was beginning to wonder what was going on.

In retrospect, this whole thing is hilarious.

October 5, 2007 10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shawn, am I really the asshole, or are you the asshole in making me look like an asshole?

I'm just kidding. True, looking back this is all pretty amusing...

October 5, 2007 10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn shawn take it easy on him next time

October 5, 2007 11:31 AM  
Blogger Idiotttt said...

I have no idea what the hell is going on.

October 5, 2007 11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really glad I know I'm crazy...otherwise I could've taken all of this wrong!! But, I love it.

October 5, 2007 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the big deal?
I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Right Hook all the time.

October 5, 2007 12:19 PM  
Anonymous marieeee said...

Wayne! Me either.

It wasn't a joke? Or it was? Help meeeeee

October 5, 2007 12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i find it hard to fathom how this was taken so seriously in the first place. i've been laughing the whole time. shear genius on both sides.

October 5, 2007 12:33 PM  
Blogger KatieB said...

i can forsee bickering in the comments on this entry as well as many future entries...

haha...miles better watch out next time

October 5, 2007 12:44 PM  
Blogger Robin said...

haha oh geez, Chuck Norris who?

The chief export of Shawn Harris is pain.

October 5, 2007 12:48 PM  
Anonymous marieeee said...

Ohhhhh I get it.

Yup, that went right over my head.

I feel silly :P

October 5, 2007 12:54 PM  
Anonymous Erica said...

This is what the internet does to us.
I love it.

October 5, 2007 1:07 PM  
Anonymous Margot Tenenbaum. said...

I Take It Back.
Miles Looks Dashing In Everything.
Even The Bloody Beaten Head Look.
Vogues Going To Be All Over That.
I Give It 2 Months, Tops.

October 5, 2007 1:11 PM  
Blogger jeemee said...

Ouch. ha! Nicely done
(and Robin I laughed way to hard at what you said.)

October 5, 2007 2:27 PM  
Blogger Sarahtonin said...

Rock, paper, scissors is always more fun when you play it as foot, cockroach, atom bomb.

foot beats cockroach.
cockroach beats atom bomb.
atom bomb turns foot from matter directly into energy.

October 5, 2007 2:29 PM  
Blogger cat starr said...

hahaha i love you guys.

October 5, 2007 2:37 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

nice.

good thing you didn't break out fire.

the only thing that beats fire is waterballoon.

October 5, 2007 3:51 PM  
Blogger Lauren said...

Rock, paper, scissors is so obsolete, guys. It's "rock, dynamite with a cut-able wick, scissors" now. Paper ain't got shit.

October 5, 2007 5:08 PM  
Blogger Doll said...

What would the injury have looked like were the out comes rock and paper? Redefining papercut skin. And I was actually wondering what silly words were being passed around over the ensuing panic on the comments. Good job.

October 5, 2007 5:46 PM  
Blogger alexfuckinlovesthematches said...

bahahahahaha

i always choose scissors though, which means i would be screwed against you shawn, SCREWED!

October 5, 2007 7:41 PM  
Blogger Laudanum Lindsay said...

Ohh the old Rock, Paper, Scissors!Some hardcore fighting there

October 5, 2007 9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. Amazing.
I knew you could take whoever in a battle.

...do you understand why paper beats rock? I've tested it. The rock would totally conquor the paper.
But rules are rules. =^]

October 5, 2007 9:59 PM  
Blogger jeemee said...

Go all out and have nuke, sponge, and woman come into play. That's when things get serious.

October 5, 2007 10:53 PM  
Anonymous Bob, The Ultimate said...

Reminds me of that Super Bowl commercial.
"Ready? 1, 2, 3..." *WHACK*
"I threw paper!"
"...I threw a rock."

October 6, 2007 12:57 AM  
Blogger X-Rai Mercury said...

Ohhh...you can't not beat the wonderful Shawn Harris at anyting anymore can you? I think that means You win everything. Not fair, but totally HARD CORE, luv.

October 6, 2007 10:54 AM  
Anonymous chris said...

miles rocks 2.
he helped write the songs!

October 6, 2007 1:52 PM  
Anonymous L said...

Shawn, you're magical

October 6, 2007 2:25 PM  
Blogger Morgan Elaine said...

first off, the person who was witty enough to choose a "I" as a post name is a fucking genius.
secondly, I will beat you at Ro-Shambo on the thirteenth.

October 6, 2007 3:01 PM  
Anonymous annie said...

hey shawn

Way off topic... but George Saunders is on the Colbert Report monday

October 6, 2007 10:23 PM  
Blogger delilahthewife said...

LAUREN!
that whole dynamite with a cut-able wick... that's Demetri Martin!

creativity is just being able to successfully hide your sources. try using some jokes from a comedian that no ones ever heard of.

and there's a video on youtube of this kid whipping scissors at his roommate and they get stuck in his arm.
dis.gust.ing.

October 6, 2007 10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a coincidence... I come back to check on things and what song starts playing the second I pass that "What would the injury have looked like were the out comes rock and paper? Redefining papercut skin. And I was actually wondering what silly words were being passed around over the ensuing panic on the comments. Good job." comment that made me giggle when I first read it? Papercut Skin!
I officially adore my new phone... though it lacks live photos from your Warped Tour '07 NC show that my old ghetto phone had. *tear*

October 7, 2007 12:37 AM  
Anonymous Kelsey said...

defend your blog, Shawn!

leteth nooneth beseecheth thou blogeth!

October 7, 2007 1:32 PM  
Anonymous dani said...

I just want to clean up all the blood becasue it is grossing me out and I am severely OCD!

October 7, 2007 3:50 PM  
Anonymous chris said...

LMAO

u r brilliant

thats y i love u.

this is so funny.

great ending

October 9, 2007 6:07 PM  

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