Monday, September 10, 2007

Tips For Optimizing Existence, #218

Never be the first to fall asleep at the sleepover.


79 Comments :

Anonymous chris said...

haha

September 10, 2007 1:50 AM  
Anonymous chris said...

mark hoppus would be jealous of that.

yah i think we all learn that tip that hard way.

rock on 4ever shawn

September 10, 2007 1:51 AM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

sleep well, princess.

September 10, 2007 1:54 AM  
Blogger April said...

hahahahaha. Nice. I've had worse, be happy that's all they did to you.

September 10, 2007 2:19 AM  
Blogger Louie said...

Awww.
I'm always the first one to fall asleep. Once my friends stayed up and talked about sex, and I missed out on that. I don't know if I should be sad about it or not...

September 10, 2007 2:38 AM  
Anonymous shell said...

Dont know whether to be more concerned about how you got in that state or for the person who owns all the princess/unicorn merchandise

September 10, 2007 3:00 AM  
Blogger April said...

So, seeing that picture reminded me of all the crap my friends like to do. I found this picture of their latest ploy. I guess I am a human sticker album.

My solution now, I NEVER sleep.

Star Stickers 1


Star Stickers 2

September 10, 2007 3:02 AM  
Blogger moni. romance me. said...

Sexy. Not really.

Everybody loves a unicorn.

I'm gonna sleep now...

September 10, 2007 3:20 AM  
Anonymous regina g said...

That is really funny. I'm sorry about that. :) You look so peaceful though...

Oh yeah, off topic but do you ever read the blogs of the people that comment here? I was bored and actually read some of them. You have some really thoughtful fans. You should check them out and be proud to be associated with some of these people.

September 10, 2007 3:22 AM  
Blogger Kristen said...

Awww. You are a pretty, pretty princess!!

September 10, 2007 3:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta agree with April. You got off easy- you could have had those unicorns drawn on your face in Sharpie.

Incredibly funny, none the less.

September 10, 2007 4:49 AM  
Anonymous Brit said...

awww.. hahaha that sucks
yea i always make sure that i never fall asleep first

love that unicorn by the way!

September 10, 2007 4:49 AM  
Blogger Seamoon said...

I bet you were dreaming of the same thing.

September 10, 2007 6:23 AM  
Blogger Victoria said...

Awwwwwwhh, sleeping beauty.
This made me smile...

I always was the evil friend that drew on the first one asleep, it was only out of love. I swear.

♥ V

September 10, 2007 6:47 AM  
Blogger Lauren said...

I can only echo the "you got off easy" bit...be thankful none of your friends are sharpie addicts.

September 10, 2007 7:14 AM  
Anonymous ashleypinkham said...

aww.
your a princess.

September 10, 2007 9:11 AM  
Blogger nicole-a-who said...

Wow. I think I'm even more attracted to you now.

September 10, 2007 10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are obviously amazing

is that Charlie i see under your arm?

(also, a while back my friend was the first to fall asleep and we duct-taped her to the floor and woke her up saying the house was on fire...good times. just sayin' it could be worse)

September 10, 2007 10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm happy to say that I've never been the first to fall asleep.

That is a very helpful tip.
With all of my heart... Thank you.

Teehee.

September 10, 2007 11:59 AM  
Blogger Becca said...

Precious.

Haha I've had much worse, don't worry..

September 10, 2007 11:59 AM  
Blogger thenameisgail said...

Aww. Quite the opposite for me. I'm usually the last one to fall asleep... and the one who pulls all the pranks. But great advice nonetheless. :] I've got a long list of people who seek revenge...

September 10, 2007 12:23 PM  
Anonymous Brittany! said...

candy mountain, charlieeeee.

atleast you didn't end up with a dick drawn on your face. :|

September 10, 2007 12:24 PM  
Anonymous marlee said...

I am also in on the "it could be worse" setiment. But it's still amusing. That lesson is best not learned the hard way.

September 10, 2007 1:10 PM  
Anonymous Erica said...

You should've heard me when I saw that....

Actually, I take it back.

September 10, 2007 1:14 PM  
Blogger girl on rooftop said...

awhh what a pretty pretty princess ^_^. tehe.

September 10, 2007 1:42 PM  
Anonymous dani said...

hehe It is times like these that I am happy I am an insomniac! I think you should wear that crown more often though. You look very pretty.

September 10, 2007 1:54 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

better than being covered in shaving cream and having the picture posted up around your high school. man..that was like 8 years ago and I still get called shaving cream girl!


and just remember like JD on scrubs said "that's not a unicorn! that's a horse with a sword on his head!"

September 10, 2007 2:00 PM  
Blogger hil. said...

aww muffin how cute haha i was always the one to doze off first...

September 10, 2007 2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking adorable.

September 10, 2007 2:49 PM  
Anonymous Foolish said...

You brightened my day.
Really, Really, Really.
Thanks So much.

September 10, 2007 3:11 PM  
Anonymous Foolish said...

You brightened my day.
Really, Really, Really.
Thanks So much.

September 10, 2007 3:11 PM  
Blogger wowitsjordyn said...

Pretty Pretty Princess!

=] My friends have never messed me up after I'm the first to fall asleep.

September 10, 2007 3:12 PM  
Blogger jeemee said...

ha! Thanks, this really made my day.

September 10, 2007 3:50 PM  
Blogger Morgan said...

Lemme tell you,
That's NOTHING
come to a RODEO sleep over,
dude
you'll fucking kill yourself.

September 10, 2007 4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice. alkshgsa hahahah.

September 10, 2007 4:59 PM  
Blogger Cailie.Holladay said...

awww! Shawn! Thats adorable!

September 10, 2007 5:01 PM  
Blogger Kait said...

This is why I'm glad I haven't been to a sleepover since I was seven.

September 10, 2007 5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i second the "do you read your fans' blogs?" question. some of the people commentign here are really talented.

September 10, 2007 5:16 PM  
Blogger fueled by katie said...

hahahaha.
that's great.

September 10, 2007 5:43 PM  
Blogger Laudanum Lindsay said...

Wow, thats fantastic. The crown suits you!

September 10, 2007 5:50 PM  
Blogger Laudanum Lindsay said...

I remembe this one time, we had this big party and some girls crash at my place, and when the first girl was out, we drew on her face with Sharpie and eyeliner. It was so funny, but it too her forever to wash it off. Be glad you didn't get Sharpie facial hair, thought it could work for you. Ha Ha

September 10, 2007 5:52 PM  
Blogger Laudanum Lindsay said...

Wow, thats fantastic. The crown suits you!

September 10, 2007 5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is officially my favorite picture of you. you should wear tiaras more often :)

September 10, 2007 6:05 PM  
Blogger Zannah said...

That is the cutest thing I've seen all summer and the funniest.

September 10, 2007 6:26 PM  
Blogger Corey said...

i woke up wiht a dress on one time im not sure how they did it

September 10, 2007 7:03 PM  
Anonymous Alex said...

This made me smile =]
Thank you for brightening my day.

September 10, 2007 7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

might i just say, thats nothing, my friends went thru a sharpie stage, ever try to wash yellow sharpie off? it requires sandpaper and a strong stomache. you should be on your knees thanking someone all you got was unicorns haha.


it was adorable none the less.

September 10, 2007 7:31 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

and seriously Shawn...who said you could wear my tiara from Homecoming Court! Geez! Stay out of my closet!

September 10, 2007 7:39 PM  
Blogger Katy said...

I must say, that is rather precious.

September 10, 2007 8:22 PM  
Blogger LizzIncredible said...

Don't be ashamed, Shawn
Being a pretty princess is something we can all appreciate :]
The people who make fun of you, well, they're just jealous
They only wish they were as pretty as you
...And had as many unicorns

September 10, 2007 8:34 PM  
Anonymous Amanda D. (the vest and tie girl) said...

That is priceless! Your inability to stay awake made my day Shawn!

p.s. Sorry I couldn't come to Warped Tour in San Diego, my friend Elissa told me you said "Hi", so thanks.

September 10, 2007 8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tips for optimizing existence #3,412:
Never attend sleepovers with boys who actually OWN unicorn crap. Any unicorn crap. In fact, avoid any selection/ combination of corn and singular items.
-Doll

September 10, 2007 8:46 PM  
Blogger Amanda Wilkinson said...

would you happen to be at Mark Hoppus' house?

September 10, 2007 8:53 PM  
Blogger karmifromlima said...

this is definitely the most funny and/or adorable thing i've seen in days... maybe longer :) i love all the "pretty princess" comments.. hi-larious. and yes, the picture could have been less post-able.. i was the first to fall asleep (or was it pass out?) once, and woke up with swastikas and penises all over my face, and 6 people standing over me laughing at my confusion. <3
are you ever going to read my topic in the commotion forum? name my baby. :D

September 10, 2007 9:30 PM  
Blogger sarah tither-kaplan said...

that is not that bad. somebody wrote balls on my forehead at summer camp one year and we were sleeping in the wilderness so i couldn't wash it off.

tips for optimizing existence #437.5 :go to summer camp (and that's not sarcastic)

September 10, 2007 9:54 PM  
Anonymous Serena said...

" Anonymous said...

i second the "do you read your fans' blogs?" question. some of the people commentign here are really talented. "

I have to say that I third that. People on here are so diverse and have a lot to say. Maybe some of their words will inspire you.

September 11, 2007 12:54 AM  
Blogger Victoria said...

So, I have to say that I do not think it was merely coincidence that I found a unicorn beanie baby directly after seeing this. And it may or may not have stayed next to me when I fell asleep soon after...


♥ V

September 11, 2007 5:30 AM  
Anonymous Kari said...

ahaha such a pretty little princess

September 11, 2007 9:36 AM  
Blogger Robin said...

ahaha duh, Grade School Standard Rule #2, it's right below "don't piss off the lunch lady" and just above "don't eat the crayons".

September 11, 2007 1:17 PM  
Anonymous Saraakay said...

As odd as it sounds the first thing to pop into my noodle when I saw that is "So He's Snuck Into My Room, HAAAZAH I HAVE CAUGHT THE CROWN MOVING VANDAL!"

Personaly sleep overs are best when everone falls asleep watching late night marathons of crappy Mtv dating shows. Long live "Date My Mom" & "Next"! Though a sleepover is never complete without some fantastic late night anonymous calls where you just sing to ther person. I dont think I can keep track of the poor souls who have heard the many versions of "Ultimate" from Freaky Friday. Oh yeah Lohan songs, we dont mess around when it comes to prank sing alongs.

Aside from all of that nonsense I just blabed I must say I always thought you were a fake mustash kind of sailor myself. Or maybe thats just me.

September 11, 2007 7:56 PM  
Anonymous Kelsey said...

aawee adorable...

September 11, 2007 11:52 PM  
Anonymous Kiri said...

Hahaha, I must admit it does look sweet. Be thankful it was not permanent marker, or that you woke up with both eyebrows still intact.

September 12, 2007 7:02 AM  
Blogger KatieB said...

you look so peaceful
haha

September 12, 2007 4:42 PM  
Blogger C said...

Wow. And I thought balancing food on my friend's face was a good trick. You're the pretty princess-man of Unicorn Land, though.

September 12, 2007 6:53 PM  
Blogger ahhhhJackieee said...

heh
I dont think anyone set you up..
you look way to comfortably positioned with that unicorn.
:)

September 12, 2007 11:26 PM  
Anonymous dani said...

Maybe he always sleeps like that but he just didn't want anyone to know. WELL, YOUR SECRET IS OUT NOW!!!! HAHAHAHA *evil menacing laugh*

September 13, 2007 2:50 PM  
Anonymous Marieeeeee said...

Lololol.

Totally different, but it reminds me of that picture from Warped tour of him sleeping. You guys remember it?

September 13, 2007 8:40 PM  
Blogger YeahGiancarlo said...

dude, come back to new jersey and play the school of rock again.

September 13, 2007 9:25 PM  
Anonymous Meaghan said...

Hey there cutie! Love the princess crown..I believe I have exact same one but only in Pink.

cute stuff!

September 14, 2007 1:59 PM  
Anonymous dani said...

I second the school of rock request!

September 14, 2007 3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I was going to that word association blog (yet again) with my friend sitting next to me (she wanted to see what I was rambling about being "oh so fun") and she screamed "HOLD IT!!!" (...in my ear -.-) and I jumped and said "what?" and she pointed to this picture... and I said "Yeah, I know, peaceful." and she said "NO! I think thats the same crown we bought on my birthday and wore around the mall!" and I said "What? No way... really? Hold on." and I went and got it and it was! I was like "Wow! Thats... strange. Awesome, but strange."
So now we all have something in common... we have pictures in the same style and color tiara. =^]

Just thought I'd share.

September 15, 2007 3:07 PM  
Blogger strix said...

psssssh! you know you totally meant to sleep with that unicorn!

September 15, 2007 9:23 PM  
Anonymous Katelynn said...

unicorns!!!
thats amazing!
haha
=o)

September 16, 2007 12:24 AM  
Anonymous Caitlin said...

haha.
I've actually learned that the hard way.
Of course, I've also been the one who can't fall asleep and continues to talk while everyone's asleep.
I've covered both ends of the spectrum!

<3

September 18, 2007 6:07 AM  
Anonymous Autumn said...

awwee shawn I miss you babe<333 I love you

September 19, 2007 6:19 PM  
Blogger Jenny_Routledge said...

When I was younger I was the one who always hosted the sleep overs...mind you I'm talking about when I was 10 or so, so the sleepover was very PG and wholesome...not filled with the filth young ones talk about today....anyway....there was always the one girl who always feel asleep so early in the night...I don't know why...you are at a fun party eating chocolate cake, finding treasures in a treasure hunt game and watching Johnny Depp films and going on how cute he is....it was the time when Benny & Joon was released so I think we understand how hot Johnny Depp was in that film...anyway...I ramble.

September 29, 2007 6:26 PM  
Blogger Victoria said...

....I still love this.

♥ V

October 3, 2007 5:37 AM  
Anonymous R i c c i said...

am i the only person here with nice friends?

December 15, 2007 4:56 AM  
Blogger Kryssi said...

Awwww, why can't more people look as adorable as you while they're sleeping?

you got off easy, I heard some bad stuff happen to other people when they fell asleep.. like, profanities wrote on their forehead in permanent ink.

January 29, 2008 8:37 AM  

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