Dead Tooth Grey
Yeast Infection Yellow
Grampa's Brass Eye Bronze
Rough Sex Red
Pug Dick Pink
Wifey's Cuban Gigolo Tan
Camel Ass Camel
First Date Balls Blue
Mommy "fell down the stairs and hurt her eye" Purple
Power White
Jesus Black
Yeast Infection Yellow
Grampa's Brass Eye Bronze
Rough Sex Red
Pug Dick Pink
Wifey's Cuban Gigolo Tan
Camel Ass Camel
First Date Balls Blue
Mommy "fell down the stairs and hurt her eye" Purple
Power White
Jesus Black


110 Comments :
Cant even begin to imagine why some of those would be rejected
very good Mr Shawn, very good
"Pug Dick Pink"
Ha. That made me laugh.
McDonald's burger grey
pop her cherry red
haha
jesus black?!
who thought of these? how'd u find this?
i guess they have so many shades u can't pick common names.
u should submit a name
you should sell those on the next tour
What ever happend to the book you were working on, Venerialmon; Gotta Catch em' all. ?
Rough Sex Red
Yeah, that one really made me laugh. I know why that one was rejected.
LOL that is gold.
Seriously, make your own labels, stick 'em on some crayons, and sell them for copious amounts of money. Or just regular amounts of money, as long as you sell them.
yah thats right? w.e ha ppened to those trading cards. they sounded pretty exciting. i would buy them even if hot topic is not punk rock, haha. cause u and justin made them.
i was looking forward 2 that.
what happened?
i love crayons
These are so non-PC, I love it.
haha those are great!!! where did u find this?
HAHAHA.
haha!
i would so buy those.
thats amazing>.<
spousal abuse black and blue
Power White stood out for me
Hahaha well, that definitely made up for me thinking I woke 12 hours later than I needed to...
Definitely.
♥ V
Shawn,
Once adamant fans of your work are now cringing in my creative writing class. We were forced (some merely pressured)to work on an assignment; I however, read this. Some are mortified, I'm merely amused. Thanks for keeping today from sucking.
-Alison
I was thinking "woah, check out my poop" green
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I feel as though the crayola corporation has deprived me, and my full artistic capabilities will never be reached for lack of such a vivid spectrum.
thats too rare red
what did my dog eat orange
moldy bread green
ehhh mine arent as good as yours
You know, if you write to Crayola, they'll send you free temporary crayon tattoos. That- that is a fact.
and I thought Tickle Me Pink was quite questionable at times...
eeh
ew!
uh
oh my
yes
ha
what?
poor you
oh, i'll bet she did
kkk?
i... what?... amazing. totally.
yeast infection yellow. reminds me of the joys at working in a gyno office and walking in on one too many who-has.
Thanks for bringing back fond memories.
And lets hope that's not one of those spiffy sceneted crayons. *puke*
Ha! Gross, yet very creative. Much better than what my friends and I say because were to lazy to say the actual name.
"Hand me the poop brown" or the "pee yellow." We lack in originality.
My favorite was "Rough Sex Red" and "Mommy "fell down the stairs and hurt her eye" Purple"
...but all were pretty hysterical.
I so agree, you should make them and sell them. =^]
You know... they have/had a crayon maker thing. You like, got the wax in different colors and stuff, and you put it in the thingy, and then it melted it into the crayon mold, and you could like do twists and stuff.
It was cool... I never had one, but I sure did want one. =^]
Jesus Black.
I would buy a whole box of those.
and
Mommy "fell down the stairs and hurt her eye" purple.
haha epic, but I always thought'windshield-meets-grasshopper-green' 'farmers-tan-white' and 'did-you-really-just-bite-me-there?-red' should have been colors
ohhhh myyy. shawn you are so...imaginiative.
All the better to draw the perfect picture of dysfunction, right?
camel ass camel or camel ass caramel?
You could package them with Emo Crayons:
click!
Dammit. Link-
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/
watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/
2006/11/emo-crayola.jpg
just delete the spaces between each line because blogger hates me
a) those are amazingly hilarious
and
b) why are your two NYC shows 21 and older???? its quite upsetting....Im gonna have to miss yet another concert graced by your presence
I think some crayons should be named liked No Idea Records names the colors of vinyl that they produce..
Like when Against Me's Acoustic EP was pressed on 'Diarrhea Swirl' (ewww...) of course that's not the worst one..
Hummm... I thought they were all lovely names for childrens crayons. Especailly the Mommy "fell down the stairs" one.
very creative *thumbsup*
My freshmen year we all had to stand up and say what color we would be if we were a crayon, what color would we be. So I stood up in all my majestic glory and said "I would hands down be Radioactive Cupcake pink with swirrls of glitter, so bright your eyes will bubble."
Im pretty sure they all thought I was crazy, but damn did it match my hair color.
But honestly Im pretty sure "Yeast Inffection Yellow" is so golden, that its golden like cheese fries.
"Mommy "fell down the stairs and hurt her eye" Purple"
best one by far.
i googled other names
"found in a diaper gold"
"mcdonalds burger grey"
"los angeles air brown"
"time o' the month"
haaaa.
That made my life.
For real.
I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
what do u think about
"tummy gurgle green"?
i've always wanted the perfect puke color.
Now if we gave kids with learning difficulties crayons with labels such as these, they would want to work!! haha.
hilarious and amusing as always :)
excuse me...how do you create your animations?
(i get HOW one makes animations, i mean what you use to make yours)
do you have a specific spiffy program you use?
thanks in advance
yah so i got so bored im sending this 2 u 3 times sry.
(i mightve already told u this)
so i was thinking while listening to that 26 second sampler for their city
what word can possibly describe the matches amazingness
all other compliments r so overused by ppl when they dont really mean them, so that when u do really mean it, its hard 2 say. for example ppl r always like i love this band, they r my absolute favorite, i would die for them, they r my life, yadda yadda. well what happens when u really do meet that amazing band? u cant say 'they r my absolute favorite, ebst band ever" cause every1 else uses that and says it allt he time when they dont mean it. so ive come up with a compliment for u guys and ive been using it for so long without realizing it.
u r the matches.
c? get it. i can give u no higher prais than that. nothing is as good as the matches.
everytime i find like a really good tasting chocolate or try 2 explain how much i love something such as skiing dragons, etc. i just say "i almost love it as much as the matches" or "godiva chocolate is to chocolate as the matches r 2 music" i do it all the time with my friends whenever i have a hard time expressing that i REALLY do liek something that much i just compare the matches 2 it. cause u really r the epitamy of music. and they all understnad how much i love u guys.
and thats the only way 2 say it.
that matches r as awesome as the matches rock.
that is my new praise 4 u.
not rock on, not u rock, not the best band ever. just u r the matches. u know what that means. its not that bullshit praise abbout saviors of rock. thats meaningless. its just u r the matches. u cant possibly be better.
rock on man. i hope epitaph supports u more. i wrote them a sloppily composed, message. im gonna edit it 2 make it simple and easy 2 understand and non repetitive and organized soon. then resend it. im just 2 bored 2 bother writing good on myspace.
well dragon digest had a really cool heading. i love dragons if u didnt notice. r but what is this about SEVERAL CDS!!!!!!!!! i only know about one. what are the others!!!!??
Shawn Harris and Justin San Souci, along with Matt Whalen ‘01,
are finding success and a wide audience for their Punk/Pop band The
Matches. They have been doing shows up and down California and in
Europe and have produced several independent CDs. They are now
starting to field offers from major record labels as well.
...I think I'm gonna steal Chris's way of saying "I love ____"
Chocolate is almost The Matches, Diet Pepsi is almost The Matches, and puppies are almost The Matches. =^]
Chris is very imaginative. =^]
chris' two messages reminded me of the first (and so far only) time i saw the matches
it was embarrassing but like the little red light on cameras, the internet allows me to feel almost no shame....almost
here goes...
it was my first matches show and i was so excited i squealed...a lot. but thats not the worst. apparently, between songs i yelled at the top of my lungs "shawn i want your babies". i have no recollection of this at all but i do believe i heard someone else yell that. unfortunately several eye witnesses have confirmed that it was me. im ashamed. i dont get fangirly usually. but i suppose the matches make me do things i wouldnt normally do.
im hoping you dont remember that girl at the Pittsburgh Warped date that pledged to bear your offspring. but if you do...it was probably me and im sorry.
to make this relevant to the entry ive found another crayon name:
sun-poisening red
"i just acted like a total idiot in front of my favorite band" red
"im about to pass out because of the heat" white
ps why am i even posting this?
Aren't crayons fun?
haha katie's story. i know what u mean. usually i just rock out one time i was watching hit the lights and i was screaming and jumping around wildly and i pointed tot he lead guitar player (idk his name) and i was liek u u? and he actually smiled and pointed back and scremed no u!! and i just rocked out liek crazy after that. i must say i have some sick moves.
later i saw the dude (but im not obsessed with any bands liek i am witht he matches, i just liekt he msuic and dancing/screaming at shows), hsi back was 2 me,so i just like patted his shoulder, but then as i was walking away he turned around so i gave him a high 5, but i am pretty sure he recognized me.
hit the lights is one of my favorite bands 2 dance 2 and i have a bunch of signed stuff from them, just liek escape the fate, but i only act liek a stupid fanboy in front of the matches.
i have a schoolkid crush on u them. haha.
i meant after the u u? to be a u u! with an exclamation point not a ? sry if that confused u.
idk if everyones ever heard of mest, but tony (the only guy besides the matches whose name i know) actually gamme his beer, cause he recognized me from so many shows. it was very exciting. also i think mark hoppus knows my face.
its kinda cool that they do but idc as much. the coolest thing ever was when the matches called me. ha
also another exciting one i just remebered. when iw as little and just got into music the guy from sum 41 gave me the mike at first i thoughtt he wanted me jsut 2 sing in it then he 0oput it in my hand then he pulled me upstage and i rocked out up there with them fro like 30 seconds but it felt liek an hour. and they were really big at the time 2. their new album is pretty good btw. still though the matches calling was the best.
The only reason you wrote that blog was so you could use the words "cuban gigolo" in a blog and get away with it. Silly you, and your infinite powers of creativity.
Well done.
"Rough sex red." [snicker]
Did you come up with these yourself? Quite clever.
So, this has no relevance to this topic. But I totally entered that contest that includes a piece of original art by you the minute I saw the add you posted in a bulletin on myspace. And I immediately knew the first answer, but the second took a little research. >.>
As for this, I'm wondering why Jesus is black? I'm an atheist, so it's not like I take any offense, that is if it refers to blacks sort of negative symbolism... but it just confused me. The rest just make me cringe and laugh at the same time.
ahhaaaa..
Try and say "pug dick pink" 5 times fast.
chris, if you want to write all that nonsense get a blog of your own. none of that had to do with crayons.
Haha, I enjoy Chris and Katie's stories. >.<
Makes me not feel so bad for stepping on so many people's feet (they were mean to me for the show even started though, so I don't care) during The Matches at the North Carolina Warped Tour.
See, my super red headed friend and I have been super The Matches fans for what seems like forever. I met her last year but I've known her mom since 4th grade because she worked at every school I went to since 4th grade. Anyways- We went together but were only excited to see The Matches. We found out the time they started and made sure we were in the crowd at least 5 minutes early, for a good spot. I always go to Warped with my parents but they hate crowds so my mom hung out at a nearby tree and my dad (a fellow The Matches fan) hung out in the back and took pictures for me. While in the crowd me and my friend giggled like 5 year olds, talked about how excited we were, made fun of the "emo" people in Paramore shirts that had matching everything while complaining that their feet hurt (no duh, you don't wear high heels to Warped Tour), and talked about which songs we prayed The Matches would play. After what seemed like forever of waiting (1 minute is forever when you're as excited as we were) The Matches came with Sunburn Versus The Rhinovirus and super fan mode kicked in. We started jumping like frogs, singing as if it was the last day on Earth, and gawking over the boys on stage. I jumped on so many people's toes (they had been looking at me and my friend in our comfortable baggy t-shirts, comforable jeans and dirty comfy converses and making fun of us... why would you do that? At least we wont be sore the next day...) and I was going to say sorry once I could but every time I turned to say sorry the people were talking. They should've been jumping to and their toes wouldn't have been stepped on. Anyways- my friend and I were the only people jumping in our area but luckily there were a groupd of about 5 other people jumping diagnolly right to moi jumping and singing and acting as stupid as we were. It was fantastic.
Later, when we ran to stand in line to meet The Matches (aka- greatest day of my life so far), my friend and I met 3 of the 5 fellow jumpers. One was SUPER tall, kinda heavy, with really curly hair. He was hysterical. And then one was a short chick, don't remember much about her cause she didn't talk to us, but the tall guy did. And then they had this other friend who was also short and his hair was obviously dyed blonde.
Yeah... I wish I had that curly headed guy's myspace, he was funny. He did a one man mosh to Pennywise while we stood in line and acted super goofy.
haha funny story. i know what u mean. that mob mentality sets in at concerts and u act pretty crazy. kudos for acting crazy while no1 else was. all that craziness makes u easy friends at concerts. ha.
Haha, yep.
I actually made a great friend that came to North Carolina from New York at one concert.
I went to the Alternative Press Tour on April 14th with my parents and my aunt that was in Charlotte for business which was a total coincidence. My dad and I like Cute Is What We Aim For, I like Circa Survive and Envy On The Coast, and my mom likes As Tall As Lions. So, it was pretty much the perfect family concert (it would've been perfect if The Matches were there but nothing can be perfect, I suppose) and we were all excited to be there.
I almost punched 5 snotty fat chicks in the face before Envy On The Coast even started so I just left cause if I didn't I was gonna get kicked out.
So I went and hung out with all the adults that brought their little 12 year old girls that wanted to have Shaant's babies (...ew) and their 13 year old boys that kiss boys and cut themselves.
While hanging out with the parents during As Tall As Lions, this girl came and sat next to me. Me and her had pretty much the exact tastes in music and males... only difference was she wants to have Shaant's babies and I barely want to have his autograph.
During Circa Survive I started goofing off with my white girl dance moves while hanging out with the parents. These parents were so awesome, they were making fun of the crowd too. We all were like "You pay 14 bucks to come, stand around, and look at your feet. When I go to a concert I jump around and sing along and have fun!"
When Cute Is What We Aim For came on, who were the last band, we all jumped up to start dancing. My dad and I did some sweet swing dancing while some moms in soccer mom dresses moshed. It was hysterical.
When people started to leave, to beat the crowd, me and my new friend and the parents got made fun of like crazy.
It was amazing.
Yeah... concerts are a lot of fun when you can act like a complete fool of yourself around people who don't know how to have a good time.
haha. i like concerst where every1 acts like a fool 2, but i guess as long as u have fun without the mob mentality iuts still cool. i dance liek crazy on my own but sometimes at school dances it takes a whiel for me 2 loosen up or for a good song 2 come on. ha.
my mother would never go to a concert that involoved standing in a large crowd of people with shoving. She just dropped me off when I was 12 to go to warped tour and I was just with my friend, who is the same age as me, about 2 hours away from home in a place we had never even heard of. Sometimes I think my mommy doesn't love me!!! haha nah I'm just kiddding. She took me to a green day concert when I was 10 though, but I think that is because she kind of likes their music and we had seats. I don't know I guess she trusts me. I go to some pretty awesome shows with her though. We saw the stones, the police, meat loaf (guilty pleasure), and a lot of other awesome bands.
Wow this went way off topic... I like the color klan white.
Oh and if you look up rejected color names for crayola brand crayons on google this is the second link that comes up. I just found that kind of exciting.
THE MATCHES MEMORIES SHARING FEST.
I went to the show in Dallas which was AMAZING. My story starts with walking up and spotting a guy with a top hat. I turned to my friend and said "Shawn would like that hat" and when the show started one of the first things Shawn said was "that's a nice hat", upon which my friend and I cackled like idiots. haha
I was 1 of 3 people near the middle shouting every word to every song before it started to get really stirred up. Near the end when Shawn got off the stage and moved into the crowd, like every other girl in the entire mosh, I pushed forward and was lucky enough to be the kid that grabbed his fist while he was still singing.
But stupidly.. I hadn't taken off my glasses, because I wanted to see the show clearly. D: All of a sudden while I'm holding Shawn's fist this 10 year-old crowd-surfing kid falls out of nowhere and slams his knee into my head. My friend said I screamed 'OW!' really loudly so I don't know if Shawn you remember, but you might have heard. haha
More importantly in the process I lost my glasses. :/ But.. I decided it was worth it because the show was one that I'm probably not going to forget any time soon.
And that's my amazing Matches story. woooo..
Oh I dance like the craziest white girl ever at school dances.
Haha.
They never play any really good songs though.
They did play some of my guilty pleasures at the recent dance (like that tambourine song... it's fun)
I learned new dances that I'll never remember. But they were boring dances so me and my friends did the Macarana and the Electric slide instead. When we did the Electric slide literally everyone joined us, it was pretty sweet.
I think my favorite crowd at a concert would have to be when I saw Aiden (Warped Tour '06) or My Chemical Romance (Warped Tour '05).
I listen to literally everything, even the screaming "they died they died they died" junk. And I use to be really into MCR (not as much as The Matches, but almost... thank goodness I grew up.) so when I saw them I was trying my hardest to be really close. I'm super short so no matter how close I got, I wasn't able to see. So I was jumping up and down to see and this guy, the tallest guy there, asked if I wanted help. And I said "please" and he put me on his shoulders.
Because of him I saw how insane that crowd was. Then a moshpit started right beside us, my mom freaked out (it was our first pit), so we left the crowd. Me and my friend acted like insane dorks in the back of the crowd and the crowd infront of us did the same.
And then the Aiden crowd was awesome too. Like, they all got into it. Which I was shocked. My dad even got into it. And then the wall of death thing started... so my mom yanked me and my dad by the collar and made us leave... *tear* My mom had been in the back watching us like a hawk. Haha, my dad got yelled at for being in a pit >.<
But my favorite show will always be The Matches because they sure do know how to work a stage... even if the crowd is lame and just stands there.
Though... I do think they should sing to me next time... cause The Fully Down did Warped Tour '06 and if it wasn't for Shawn pretty much crawling on the crowd, The Fully Down would still be my favorite show because they sang to me... =^P
Ooo... I like Sarah's story.
=^]
And I didn't say anything about Dani's cause I'm stupid.
I love Meat Loaf.
Though, my favorite thing he ever did was The Rocky Horror Picture Show as Eddy. Mmmhmmm. Thats been my favorite movie since I was 5. =^]
My mom hates crowds and loud music, but my dad loves it.
But my mother is so over protective that I am scared I'll never be allowed to move out.
She about killed my dad when he bought me my black Ford Ranger (aka- my dream car)
My dad would totally leave me somewhere with some money but he likes my music and I enjoy his company. I actually ask him to come. =^]
Plus, he's tall enough to take good pictures.
I nearly got killed in an MCS pit. Everyone was moshing and then there were these three crowd surfers that came from different directions all at the same time and of course all three of them and everyone else in the surrounding area go tumbling down, and me and my friends are stuck under this pile of people. I couldn't breathe and I have really bad asthma so I could hardly breathe before I even went into any crowds. Yes, I am the retard running out of the crowds, clinging on to my inhaler with my dear life, even though I already took about three other mediactions for it before I left. But then I just jump back in.
I liked when I saw chiodos a few years ago at bamboozle. I had no idea who they were and still don't really listen to them. I just went because this girl dragged me in with her. It was amazing just becasue the stage was surrounded by fences that were at least 20 feet tall so everyone was climbing to the top of the fences and diving into the crowd. I hung up on the fence for a little to get a better view. haha I like to dance at hellogoodbye shows and slam into surrounding people to try and get them to join in but that almost always fails.
Rocky Horror is amazing but I have to say my favorite Meat Loaf role was Bob in Fight Club.
Haha
I love dancing at Hellogoodbye shows too! Except I normally like do those techno dorky dance moves cause their songs aren't jump and bump songs, they're "put on comfy shoes and show off your sweet moves" songs. =^]
Thats cool that the security didn't like pound you all for hanging onto the fences.
I remember at the UnderOath show in '06 I was just sitting on the baracade next to the sound tent so I could get a picture and leave (they had already played the only songs I liked and they were about to do that Jesus speech and though I'm not an athiest, that is the last thing I go to a concert to year)and the security told me to get down... then 3 minutes later I saw a guy get packed out having a seizure. Oh yes, I'm so gonna die by sitting on a baracade to stay out of the crowd and still get a picture. -.-
HIGH-FIVULATION!
Do you know how hard it is to find someone who has even seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show in Fayetteville? *sigh* It's sad. These people don't have enough culture.
haha. nice. a few of u i dnot remember who.
anyway, so i was i think at bamboozle when shawn went crowd surfing and hes 6 fot 2 so hes hard to hold. well i was front and center of course (after much pushing and fghting). (btw like the crazy whit egirl i piss off th eppl next 2 me at concerts as well when i dance. i feel bad that i ruin it for them by jumping and waving my arms but if theyre not doin
g it they dont care enough aboutthe concert ha.) anyway so he crowd surfs right on me and im stuggling to hold him cause hes so big. and im holding his chest and i can feel him looking down at me seeing who is the weak kid not passing me ont failing to hold me. so im trying but no1 is grabbing so i jsut walk backwards holding his chest (not gay way) they whole time and holding him up and i can kinda feel him thinking, 'what a horrible crowd surfing experience, one kid holding me the whole time' so i walk backward then someone finally grabs him and i liek collapse from weight (literally no1 was helping i was holding him alone) and he stopped. he fell right after that literally a second, but it was cool.
at i think epitahp tour after it was over i guess he was tired fmro dancing cause he collapsed from echaustion i uess righ tinf ront of me (again front and center, actually a little to the left side of the stage) and i was like jez! cause whiel iw as a huge fan i rarely talked 2 them beyond hey u rock, etc. and im likeyour my number 1 myspace friend. and hes like 23 tired 2 move an hes like come here gimme a hug and he hugged me, whcih was shocking cause i kinda htought of him highly beyond hugging fans, etc. he was sweaty but it was cool. once again i swear im not gay.
anyway thats about it.
u guys would be cool ppl 2 go to a concert with i think.
im seeing them the 20th!!!!
sry if that sincohernet. i really am beyond tipsy now. sometimes i drink a little when pulling an all-nighter, i got carried away tonight. i am beyond drunk. i think id id good considering my state.
I prefer Warped over Bamboozle. There are way too many drunks at Bamboozle and it gets annoying after a while. There are also way too many people at Bamboozle. At least at warped it is more spread out so you don't feel like you have somone on top of you all the time, but bamboozle you can't escape from a crowd for a second. Well that's North Jersey for ya'.
jesus black?
ahaha.
"I prefer Warped over Bamboozle. There are way too many drunks at Bamboozle and it gets annoying after a while. There are also way too many people at Bamboozle. At least at warped it is more spread out so you don't feel like you have somone on top of you all the time, but bamboozle you can't escape from a crowd for a second. Well that's North Jersey for ya'."
my experience has been the opposite, weird.
i wish i had more stories like you guys
instead i have more colors:
"burn yourself with ice" white
"is that supposed to be bubbly?" yellow
"look how long jimmy can stay under water" purple
roadkill red
internet celebrity orange (one of my personal faves)
I have no Bamboozle stories, I've never been. DESPERATELY begged to back in '06 (...I think...) but failed in my attempts.
It would be a horribly long drive, maybe a week long adventure cause I live so far away from it.
Ooooooo... I'm so freakin' jealous of you, Chris. I'm that short loud chick that pushes up as close as I can but still can't get to the very front. I've only been able to push up to the very front 1 time and that was a small crowd for a Canadian band that I really like.
I adore Warped though.
I LOVE crowds and people's reaction to music and the technology behind it all... along with the music itself.
I think you two seem like really cool people at a concert. If ya'll ever go to an NC show or an Orlando, Florida show for The Matches (I now have free flights to Orlando =^] You have to love having a brother who became a pilot.) I'll probably be there so you can say hi or hug me or whatever, I'm a hugamaniac. =^]
Ooooo... I love "look how long jimmy can stay under water" purple
=^]
best one that made me laugh wayyy out loud : jesus black.
that's great.
I like being ina crowd during the band's set but when you are trying to get from place to place it is impossible to get anywhere unless you trample people at bamboozle. warped I find it easier to get around. I really have no problem with knocking over people so whatever. I get so agressive at concerts. I'm just like "BITCH MOVE, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY!!!!!!!"
I have issues. I only go to bamboozle because it is relatively close to me.
"dani said...
I'm just like "BITCH MOVE, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY!!!!!!!"
its funny that you chose that because jon sang that to my friend at warped tour when i told her to get out of my way
cept he didnt say "bitch"
instead he was like "i didnt say the b word because i dont think you are one"
it was cute
haha AWW that's adorable!
Haha
I'm the same way!
Except I say "Excuse me! Please move!" and push them out of the way. Rude and polite, all at once. =^D
I love all the small crowds.
Like... if you notice, the HUGE crowds are normally a bunch of snobby fans. And like the small crowds are normally the really nice fans. Especially if it's one of those shows where there are only like 200 tickets instead of like 2,000. Those 200 are normally the dedicated nice people. =^]
classic. I think you should get a pack of crayons and relabel them with these names and distribute them at concerts.
yeah I like small crazy crowds over huge obnoxious, annoying crowds of people. Ilike shows to be intimate and small. Big crowds can be cool sometimes though.
"hatever. I get so agressive at concerts. I'm just like "BITCH MOVE, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY!!!!!!!""
i am an asshoel at concerts and i know it, but i mean i drive pay good money and love music (so do all the other fans but im just more aggressive. i know id be pissed if ppl did it 2 me and ppl get pissed but w.e
i just push my way through and say nothing. ppl just look for like a second and never complain. except sometimes ive been told im stepping on foots elbows in face,, arms in the way, etc.
but i just have 2 dance like that. and i feel terrible really, but i doubt ill stop.
maybe one day ill meet a more aggressive and strong person whose more passionate about some band who does it 2 me...
Yeah, big crowds are cool sometimes but they have to be like... the right people.
Like, I want to be able to get along with the people around me and be able to see the show. And it's always easier to do that with a small crowd.
tbh im a pretty timid kid and ill stay back if that means i wont risk confronting people
but im usually super early to everything...i mean at warped i got to the hurley.com stage 3 sets before the matches went on and ended up with a really great spot
DAMN!!! I would never be able to stand there for that longs unless I liked the other bands before them. I would sit through the end of the last set before them at max. I'm usually running and pushing through people becasue I usually want to see as many bands as possible when I go to festivals so I run from stage to stage trying to get the best spot as possible and I usually do, but it takes a lot of effort. I'm usually the one in charge of pushing through the crowds and my friends just follow. I wish somone else would do it for once it is very tiring when people aren't cooperative. Hell, I wouldn't let them by either.
Haha omg. Some of those stories are amazing. I have so many crazy warped stories it's ridiculous. I've been going for.. 5 years? I think one of my favorites was one about MCR and the huge line that was waiting to get signatures.
My friend and I walked up and got into the very back of the very long line, determined to get a signature. We waited in the hot sun for about 30 minutes and then a bouncer/security guy walks up and cuts off the line right in front of us. Dejected, hot, sweaty, and quite pissed off, my friend and I walked away only for me to look up at the right moment. I noticed that there's a little window rectangular hole thing in the back of the mcr signing tent. Conveniently, there is a bench, right underneath.
:]
Needless to say, giggling and stupid my friend and I both climbed onto the bench, ignoring the people sitting there and eating at the end and peeked into the hole. Lo and behold. MCR. RIGHT THERE. So of course we were a little close to hyperventilating, and fortunately my friend had her camera. Quickly we stood up and yelled through the hole several things like 'gerard have my babies!', 'Goddamn Mikey! you are so hot!', etc. Naturally all of them looked up and over at us. Before I froze like a deer in the headlights my friend took a picture of all of them looking up at us with raised eyebrows and confused faces.
Unfortunately I'm not friends with her anymore so there's no way I could get the picture, but let me tell you it is one of the most hilarious pictures EVER. I wish she'd leaked it onto the internet. Oh well.
Ooooooo I love that MCR story!
If I were MCR I would've come and met you and whoever else were to do it. Only because it would make someone's day. I love making people smile. I know it makes my day when someone I adore acknowledges my exsistance. =^]
At Warped '06, like the band before Joan Jett was playing and I was supposed to be meeting the parents at the Joan Jett stage. I was scared I was going to have to beat through a crowd to find my parents (nope... which is sad, Joan Jett is awesome...) so I was running. Mostly watching out for stepping on something that could cause me to fall (I'm a HUGE klutz), I failed to see anything infront of me at one point. Turns out, some very tall, spikey haired, skinny dude was doing the same exact thing as me, trying to get to Joan Jett in time without falling... just he was going in the opposite direction as me. We crashed in the middle infront of the main stages... Neither of us fell down but when we ran into each other (literally) we both stopped dead in our tracks, looked at each other (I had to look up... I didn't even reach his chest) and we both blushed. We smiled and said "I'm so sorry." and hid our faces and continued to run. He ran towards the stage, I ran to my parents who I saw right after I got passed the tall male.
I stood with my parents in the back and patiently awaited. About 10 minutes later, Joan Jett took the stage. I stood in the back and danced with my dad. When we stopped I looked at the stage for the first time since it started... Who was on the stage playing guitar? No other than the super tall spikey hair guy I literally ran into.
O_O
My jaw dropped and I just stared... then thought 'GAH! I
should've gotten an autograph!'
Haha.
But yeah... thats one of my favorite moments cause it is both embarrassing and just slightly ironic. =^D
Then there is the whole 'standing next to this guy from NOFX during AFI' thing... that guy's name escapes me... but it was also Warped '06, during the AFI show. The crowd was HUGE and sang along... especially when the sound went out. Me and my dad, being the dancing fools we are, started to swing dance. While making sure I didn't kick anyone, I noticed a guy with green hair. After my dad and I stopped dancing, I examined the guy with green hair standing beside me. He looked familiar, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. After AFI stopped he turned around with a smile and I looked at the tag hanging out of his pocket. It said "NOFX" and his name and so on and blah blah blah. So I thought "OH! The merch dude for NOFX or something, I must have seen him at the booth." and I went home. The next day I woke up only to find Warped Wednesday on Fuse! I turn it on and it's during some live footage of the NOFX show. Who is on stage? The green hair guy that I stood next to.
Again... the first thought was 'GAH!!! I should've gotten an autograph!"
>.<
oh man...CRAYONS...that brings me back...well your like 11 days older than me so I guess it wasn't that long ago..maybe 18 years..anyway, are you sure those colors were rejected because I'm darn certain I used to color my Lady Lovely Locks coloring book with Mommy "feel down the stairs and hurt her eye" Purple.
Yeah that green haired guy was most def Fat Mike. NOFX is awesome. If you are at warped you must know who they are and see them play. No questions or exceptions. Sorry for sounding like a bitch. haha
Nathan Lane walked right by me in NYC once. I did a doublt take and yelled out "NATHAN LANE!!!!!!". He turned around and continued walking. I wish I could have gotten and autograph or picture with him. "The Birdcage", haha I love that movie.
It wasn't Fat Mike, I know what Fat Mike looks like, he's the reason I got into NoFX. Cause I saw a clip of him saying something stupid about UnderOath not believing in Dinosaurs... and I just thought it was hysterical. So I got into them. I've seen them =^]
It looked like the green hair guy had just sprayed his hair green for the day... but it could have just been old dye or maybe the sun was making it come out. IDK.
HAHA, wow.
I did that once too! But it was at the Alternative Press Tour show in NC... and it wasn't during the show. Everyone was heading into this really crampt little room that was the bar to get autographs from all those vocalists in the bands (stupid 12 year olds, only interested in the head man) when the guitarest from Cute Is What We Aim For (during the show I noticed just how nice he is to look at... haha... I even learned his name at that show... it's Jeff) came into the room that they had played in, which was nearly empty. It was only me and my family left in there.
I turn around and BAM, there he is. I turn back around and blink like "Oh God... he so isn't there." then I turn back around and it's him and I yell to my dad "DAD!!! IT'S JEFF, THE GUITARIST IN CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR!!!" and then the next thing I know like the WHOLE crowd of girls that was standing in line to get to the bar came running past me and like... pretty much tackled him. I hit myself in the head and said "autograph THEN scream his name... stupid stupid stupid." Lol. Eventually I was able to beat through the crowd, get an autograph, a picture, and a hug then go to the hotel room until morning. =^]
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