I just really wanted to use that title. Something nasty is going around though, so drink your airborne and wear your government issue health masks if you are forced into "face-time" with an associate.
What am I reading? Brave New World.
What am I looking for? Some ear buds for to hear my Biffy Clyro better with.
What did I find while searching the net for ear buds? Glad you ask.
Bear in mind that this is a legitimate website which sells ear buds and technical gadgets, and aside from this one product, I couldn't find another joke on the site. Got my business.
What am I reading? Brave New World.
What am I looking for? Some ear buds for to hear my Biffy Clyro better with.
What did I find while searching the net for ear buds? Glad you ask.
Bear in mind that this is a legitimate website which sells ear buds and technical gadgets, and aside from this one product, I couldn't find another joke on the site. Got my business.
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Oh Aldous Huxley. I enjoyed that novel in the only twisted sort of way that a person can. Also, I'm not sure what disturbs me more about that picture, the stilts for the lion, or the fact that they are developing inline skates for the giraffe.
oh, that isn't a joke, shawn. i guess the discovery channel is just a little outdated.
Inline skates for giraffes? Got to have a way to get away from those pesky lions.
I love the "coming soon: giraffe inline skates"
that giraffes is shit outta luck.
oh that would be a great circus act
lion on stilts vs clown on stilts
giraffe in skates vs lion on stilts
giraffe in skates vs clown on stilts
this is sounding more like gladiator games than a circus i guess
oh well
Hahaha, that's just fantastic.
And yeah, I'll be seeing you with Biffy, so make sure you show me your buds...
Oh, God.
If anyone else had trouble reading the screencap, here is the link
http://www.proporta.com/F02/PPF02P05.php?t_id=353&t_mode=des
What am I reading? in between books. Maybe I should check yours out.
What am I looking for? Nothing. But I am wondering if it is in fact possible for lions to walk on stilts. Note to self, look into that. What a site. (by the way, thank you for getting me listening to biffy clyro by insisting that everyone at your show at montreal warped needed to stay after you guys finished to listen to them. They're one of my favorite bands right now, thanks to you guys).
By the way, I'm wondering who would win.
The giraffe on inline skates or the lion on stilts.
Well, aren't there ANY store nearby that might sell such buds? Maybe a best buy? Or a well-placed drug store? And I've already pre-ordered inline skates for my giraffe. Poor thing had to actually WALK to the park, now he blades in style. 0-5mph in less that 8 mins.
-Alison
You're right about something going around. Jessica is currently emptying out her insides. Not a pretty sight. I have been sure to keep my distance.
haha. weird.
and brave new world was good
also to see the other matches (the matches.org rehearsal check your last comment on that blog.
u 2 fans. if u check the last comment on thematches.org blogpost its a link 2 c them in reheresal. for those of u who were curious. not that exciting though. clearly the talent isnt at all connected to the band name. haha.
My money is on the giraffe, but only until the lion masters the stilts. Or until the giraffes skates over a rock and trips.
Mabey I should just save my money...
that is amazing. im petty short so i want those
From how much I did, I can only imagine how much the author of that description laughed...or whoever photo shopped that, haha.
Biffy just came on my at random iTunes...so close to fate, right?
...I think so.
♥ V
Those stilts are fantastic.
I'm in the middle of Brave New World. I was jealous of everyone who got to read it in high school and found an old copy with oxidized pages in the basement. It's perfect.
Oh yeah, and I have no idea how you have enough time to do all this. Reading, shows, art, music, writing, blog etc....Gah!
Very glad you do though. :)
♥ V
Too late. I'm already sick.
I think I inhaled too much dust at warped tour, and I've been coughing ever since. So I'm assuming it gave me a lung infection or something, and it went away by itself, but it's still irritated.
Now on top of that, I have this damn virus that's been going around. Stay healthy shawn.
everyone is sick over here too (mi)
vitamin c horse sized pills and antibacterial hand sanitizer have been getting me through. it kind of sucks working in retail.
Really? You're reading Brave New World? That's really cool. I read that book last year in senior English.I enjoyed it. although it's really unnerving to think that what happened in BNW is actually quite a possibility in the future. I'd love to hear your thoughts on the book once you've finished it.
I love the title. =^]
Thanks for the warning.
Is Brave New World good? I'm reading Day by Elie Wiesel, almost done, and it's no where near as good as the first book in the trilogy.
I'm looking for pictures so I don't have to draw... because people have to ask me what my stick figures mean.
...very wonderful invention. I think I'll buy 20.
I love technology. =^]
i'm reading that book as well.
btw- WHTTHEFXUP with Tiger-stilts?
It took me almost three minutes to figure out why you were so anxious to use that title.
You seem to always be battling either sunburns, the rhinovirus, or a combination of the two. At least always talking about it, well nothing wrong with a little self promotion or product placement, if you can call it that.
Also, lions do hunt on stilts. It's true, I looked it up on wikipedia, and as we all know, wikipeda never lies.
Dammit, I knew I should have patented my idea!!!... WOW, just WOW to whoever thought of that.
Brave New World and Biffy Clyro all in one little blog entry? that's kind of epic.
"I'm claiming the right to be unhappy." has always been one of my favourite lines.
so how exactly did the lion get on those stilts?
Wow, that is quite a sight.
Inline skates?
It kind of makes you wonder what better things we could put our time to.
This blog and these comments made me go look up Biffy Clyro and I have to admit that they are pretty amazing. Haven't ever read Brave New World, maybe after I'm done with the book I'm currently reading I'll pick it up.
I think it's sad how much the blog inspires me to do things. haa
Good book. Good music, too.
That is one of the more ridiculous things I have ever seen.
Aldous Huxley is one of my favorite authors of all time. Brave New World was the first book of his that I read. His books illustrate the extremes that the media culture and government can impose upon a society. You should read Island or After Many A Summer. Both great reads. Moving along, stilts for lions and inline skates for giraffes? Got a huge laugh out of that.
HAHAHAHA such a genious invention. Its amazing what people can come up with, for comical effect or otherwise.
How do you get that from looking for ear buds I wonder??
Apparently you did not look hard enough, they also offer the elephant camoflague kit. I feel so bad for those lions just trying to get a meal.
http://www.proporta.com/F02/PPF02P05.php?t_id=1258&t_mode=des
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dear shawn harris,
i had a dream last night that i was being hunted. it was terrifying. just thought you should know.
love, chelsea
So, I' a little confused...
Is there any possibility that you would be so kind as to post "Their City" lyrics?
Do lions even eat giraffes?
Do lions even eat giraffes?
Pretty sure they do.
Anyways, off topic but "Their City", great song.
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
goshhh.
Brave New World= somalicious.
i just bought my giraffe skates! now im bitter because im fairly sure these will be far more reasonably priced then the ones i purchased.you win some you lose some right?
oi!!!
how are you liking Brave New World??
i just read that in like april!!
i loved it!!
i hope you like it!
it's freaking amazing!!!!
That picture is bogus. Male lions don't do shit :P
Their City is great, well done!
My school's book club is reading Brave New World! Not that I'm in the book club but . . . now I have to read that book. Thanks for giving me something else I have to do Shawn.
i love airborne!
i always get a little happy when i see that you've deleted a comment. that means you read these!
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