A journal scrap from
Fri, March 6,2006
There are tears on my sleeves and little snot bridges between my nostrils and my lips, and sometimes also my sleeves. The body ran out of reactive functions while allocating reactions to the sovereign emotions, ‘cause really it sets the wrong tone, this pouring of tears, when Justin just drank Jon’s urine.
I’m getting the art-slave pity from Jon and Justin on today’s driving shifts. Yeah. Rewind. That’s what I said. Justin just drank Jon’s urine out of a Starbucks covered cup. He was doubling back up to navigator position to cover for me, and marveled aloud, “Ooh! I have some coffee left.” Left from his shift at the wheel two hours ago, and still warm.
Jon was sputtering something with an urgency that only hindered the warning from comprehensibly exiting his mouth. And at the same time, something surprising and immediately comprehensible entered Justin’s mouth.
“Pee Pee”, Jon latently announced to the frozen moment that briefly ensues when a man has consumed another man’s bodily fluid-- before the eruption of; laughter (Matt and me), desperate apologies (Jon), curses (Justin), and saliva/urine (also Justin).
The beat-down in Justin, whether immediate or postponed, buckled beneath the weight of more than just one more straw. The more we laughed, the more we were doomed, we knew. We laughed like it was the last we’d enjoy.
Fri, March 6,2006
There are tears on my sleeves and little snot bridges between my nostrils and my lips, and sometimes also my sleeves. The body ran out of reactive functions while allocating reactions to the sovereign emotions, ‘cause really it sets the wrong tone, this pouring of tears, when Justin just drank Jon’s urine.
I’m getting the art-slave pity from Jon and Justin on today’s driving shifts. Yeah. Rewind. That’s what I said. Justin just drank Jon’s urine out of a Starbucks covered cup. He was doubling back up to navigator position to cover for me, and marveled aloud, “Ooh! I have some coffee left.” Left from his shift at the wheel two hours ago, and still warm.
Jon was sputtering something with an urgency that only hindered the warning from comprehensibly exiting his mouth. And at the same time, something surprising and immediately comprehensible entered Justin’s mouth.
“Pee Pee”, Jon latently announced to the frozen moment that briefly ensues when a man has consumed another man’s bodily fluid-- before the eruption of; laughter (Matt and me), desperate apologies (Jon), curses (Justin), and saliva/urine (also Justin).
The beat-down in Justin, whether immediate or postponed, buckled beneath the weight of more than just one more straw. The more we laughed, the more we were doomed, we knew. We laughed like it was the last we’d enjoy.
54 Comments :
Oh man, that makes my stomach turn just thinking about it. I would have laughed too, but poor Justin ha!
all i can say is wow.. that sucks for justin. and you are so poetic its crazy. haha have fun and maybe jon should have thought to throw out the starbucks cup... thats such a movie moment its unreal.
Oh. My. Goodness. It's a good thing I decided not to drink lemonade today, yes? Maybe Jon should take this into some consideration next time uh... nature calls.
Pee in clear bottles.
Hilarious, unfortunate, but hilarious nonetheless...
That's disturbingly deep for drinking urine. Maybe this was Jons fault for not telling anybody? Maybe. Only a good verbal beat down should have come from Justin. Poor soul. Busses are dangerous, poo to you for playing the artist card! That one should be saved.
-Alison
HAAHAHAHA I'm sorry.
I love Justin. That's just fucking rad.
Why wasn't it cought on tape?!
I spelled "caught" wrong :/
sorry for the double post
hah! so good! poor justin.
ew.
i most likely would have peed my pants in laughter though.
oh snap....
hahahahahahaha!!!
oh dear...
How would the matches feel about playing a wedding?
It would mostly be outdoors, and no worries, there would be actual bathroom facilities and not starbucks cups hahaha.
but no really, would ya? hahaha
Oh My God.
That is so hillarious I couldn't stop laughing!
Makes me miss the old tour journal...
but now we have the blog!
Anyways, poor Justin...
PS. Sorry about the leakage, my copy isn't going anywhere
I can't say how incredibly amusing that was to read, and a little disturbing. Not only with the idea of drinking uh, fluids, but it reminded me of a incident that happened a couple years ago on a road trip, I'll just say I almost completely feel Justin's pain. God.
And I've come to the conclusion that those journal's would definitely entertain me for days, I'm sure. If not just the way they are written...
Oh, and sorry about the (pun) leakage also. Hopefully it won't go any further than it already has.
♥ V
HAHAHAHA
And why, may I ask, did jon pee into a starbucks cup?
that poor bastard.
the frozen moment that briefly ensues when a man has consumed another man’s bodily fluid
That part really made me laugh. I have to say that I know plenty of men that quite enjoy another man's bodily fluids. Although, not of the "pee pee" variety.
HAHA.
But that's kinda sad...
No, it's hilarious.
I'm suffering from delusion due to a nasty cold, I don't know what I'm saying.
wow...thats sick if i were there i would have died laughing!!
o.o
I so wish I could have seen that.
poor Justin.
Well...that sounds, erm...delicious. (Except more "so disgusting I'm going to throw up" than delicious).
You guys can't pull over to go to the bathroom? Wowwww... This seems a little like that scene from dumb and dumber with the cop...
lmao..
very nice Justin.
and Jon, maybe you should pee in clear bottles.
This is horribly entertaining, and you would think it would be a 'make or break' the friendship situation.
I wonder though, is this something that's frequently brought up in conversation? or one of those awkward "we don't talk about it" experiences.
So here I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself when I decided to check and see if a new blog had been posted and you just made me laugh. THANKS
It was a mediocre day in World Lit today until I got on the internet to check your blog. I was so very happy when I was that there was a new entry and eagerly read it the whole thing twice while suppressing giggle fits. My teacher promptly showed up and inquired as to what I was reading to which I replied "oh nothing, just a blog". That kept her away until I cursed at the computer for blocking the comments page! Damn firewalls. Needless to say, this comment has been stewing around in my head for about 8 hours now. I even pulled out some of my spiffy world lit language...
im sorry for Justin...the poor dude. but seriously, how could his coffee have still been warm after two hours of sitting around?
maybe im just weird but i usually look into the cup im drinking from first before sipping.
sorry for that being excessively long and random
It has previously been stated but I feel the need to reiterate it; poor Justin. I think the moral of the story is always pee in plastic bottle. I never thought a tale about drinking urine could be so poetic. I agree with Mal and Victoria about the leak (what a terrible choice of word) and I promise my copy will not get sent around.
Sucks for Justin. What was Jon thinking anyway?
Sounds like it wasn't a great day for you though, aside from urine-related hilarity. It's funny; I wax poetic in that sort of mood as well.
HAHAHAHAH aw. poor justin. it's like something in a movie. didn't that happen in dumb and dumber? haha
it might be the 3 allergy pills that i took one every hour, finishing the last one off 32 minutes ago, that were only supposed to be taken once every 24 hours that brought me back to this, but i've had a mind-numbing giggle over "you're in" sounds like "urine" for at least the last 10 minutes.
I am confused. Why would someone urinate into a starbucks cup? And why would someone drink starbucks after it has been sitting there for two hours or more? I wouldn't even think of drinking something that I left unattended for more than a few minutes, but I am also incredibly paranoid and trust hardly anyone.
Why would someone urinate in a Starbucks cup? Bladder emergency whilst in between rest stops of course.
Starbucks after two hours? Perhaps there are people who do not mind their Starbucks two hours old.
Consuming another mans bodily fluids would be an excellent method of stregthening a friendship, well done.
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My placebo or yours, eh?
Well, that sounds like a fun song line to me.
Can't wait...
♥ V
poor justin. it happened to me once to. i thought it was water. and it tasted really funky. I swallowed it to. poor guy.
whats with the ending to your blog. the last laugh wed enjoy. why would it be the last? u guys always have fun on tours. did something bad happen that wasnt mentioned?
How did Jon do this without anyone noticing? Well I guess it's easier for a guy to get away with that, at least easier than it would be for a girl.
question: did jon pee into the cup with all intentions of it being ingested as a prank? Or was it just meant for someone else. Orrrr did he just pee in a coffee cup for the hell of it.
he porbably peed in it cause he was in a bus and he had to go. on road trips when you have to go its commmon to use a bottle or cup, for guys anyway. ive done it a lot when a bathroom wasnt readily available.
As I read this, it played out in my head, and I laughed pretty hard. Apologies to Justin for laughing at this unfortunate situation, but if it wasn't him, I imagine he would have done the same.
But I got the impression that you would trash it instead of leaving it in the open to be mistaken for coffee.
OMG thats the funniest thing I'v read in a while. Even now it makes me laugh just thinking about it. hehe poor Justin.
ahhh poor guy , my boyfriend has done the same thing with a maccas cup , except he was the one that pee-ed in it and forgot !
It happens to the best of us
at least urine is steril
Uck! Harsh. Great description of the event; it was as if I was actually there getting beaten-down with ya.
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thats f'ing sick.
:)
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
I only laughed harder than normal because this has fucking happened to me
I feel Justin's fucking pain. Fuck urine.
you know, no band makes it until someone drinks pee. Benji Madden did it, now look where THEY are.
So... I think that's a sign of good luck.
........Thats both disturbing and hilarious at the same time.
Oh no!
Poor Justin!
That's so sick. I am so happy that I am not on your bus.
THE WH0LE TiME i WAS READiNG THAT i WAS JUST THiNKiNG 0F THE M0ViE DUMB AND DUMBER WHEN THE C0P DRiNKS THE URiNE L0L
W0NDER iF JUSTiN MADE THE SAME FACE THE C0P DiD......
AWW P00R JUSTiN!!
Yuckkk =D poor poor justin.
Gosh. That's rough. But, you know, rather than sitting here thinking "Haha, ew, Justin drank urin." I'm just thinking "Wow Shawn, you need to write a book; you're so wonderfully eloquent."
...And people wonder why Justin left the band
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