Something inexplicable happened at our signing today. Rather than textually narrating it, I scribbled a crude little animation. Mind you that there are no details withheld.
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Hahaha.
Maybe you should've spared us some details?
No, but without prevarication, can you sign MY at&t pepper spray?
-Steph H
P.S. you're drawing skills are quite remarkable.
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
X-D
HAHA.
Well, life is full of surprises...even if they are of [young?] girls throwing up in front of you...
Nice animation by the way, I enjoyed it. :]
-Bonnie
BAHAHAHAHAHA
i wouldn't sign her upper boob either.
the backround noises were priceless! i needed some entertainment today before marching off to become one of my boss' heartless drycleaning minions....THANKS
ps...there werent any warning signs before her stomach evacuated? gross!
hahahaha
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hahaha
Hahahahahahahaha
grosssssssss.
wow.. love the animation your very talented! but never the less its hilarious!!
<3
Hmmm. What an interesting way to show her appreciation for The Matches...
you boys seem to be having hella' time at warped haha.
I totally enjoyed the animation.
can you sign my i phone that i bring to shows because it will stay completely intact!?
The background sound affects were great.
-charlotte
nice 2 c u working on youre interests for fans. the video is funny andd gr8 cause u made it. c u tommorrow, so put on an extra speical show. if its even possible for u guys to put on a show any better than your other shows.
ahahaha! whoever did the voices (I assume it's all you) is ace.
HA! Wow I'm laughing so hard my eyes are all teary. I love the background noises as well and the girls voice. This made my day. As funny as it is, it's equally disturbing as well.
there's nothing really to say here, but laugh.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FOR REAL?
so this girl just started throwing up.
do you guys even like signings? you seemed less than enthused at mine.
this story definately takes the cake though. i felt bad because i was slightly nervous and didn't say anything but i am feeling much better now
Goodness me,
that may have made my day
Your drawing of Jon was really accurate! All of the drawings were spot on, really
You never cease to amaze me, Mr Harris
You tweaked your signature!
Now I feel as if my Epitaph ticket stub is out of date,
you'll have to update my signature collection with your updated signature at Warped on the 18th, yah?
-Lizz
Hahahaha. Wow.
Cool animation though!
That must have been gross :-(
Hahahaha.
Matt's silence did it for me.
I'm definately going to try and work the phrase "can you sign my swollen lymph node?" in to my day to day conversations.
'Cause really it had me rolling for atleast 5 minutes.
Wow, just wow.
That was amazing! Shawn, you are such a wonderful artist, and I love the voices. Jon looks just like always!
wow.
that was the equivalent to walking down the street on a nice sunny day and seeing fresh road kill.
thanks
-elisha
That was intense.
I think out of everything...the "Doo doo doo--my hearrrtt is sooo soorreee" is the best ever. That's totally what the background sound would be at Warped Tour.
And I suppose...I'm hoping these events are slightly exaggerated? Assuming they are not...that is strange and gross and just..weird.
Bummer. At least an amazing animation came from it..
ho-lee crap.
Why do you always post when I decide to actually go out and have a life? Oh well.
I cannot even begin to attempt to describe the brilliance of this video. I think I've watched it fifty times now. The voices are probably what gets me the most. Also, who is supposed to be screaming in the background, Hawthorne Heights? I wouldn't be surprised.
I'm going to see you (along with the rest of the band, naturally) play for the first time on the tenth. I don't think I've ever been more excited/nervous before. I'm sure you guys will be marvelous, though.
Ok, now I'm done, sorry for taking up so much room.
Did someone seriously ask you guys to sign their swollen lymph node?
That is sick.
But hilarious.
ahahahahaha, nice!
And I can't figure out which impresses me more, the fact that you were able to illustrate and post that incident so quickly, or the fact that a girl actually PROJECTILE vomited all over your sign... that's not easy...
Ingenious. I applaud thee.
...i hate you...
not really lol i say that to everyone
your a unique person ill say that much
i wasnt the person who did that; i was the one in milwaukee with the "kiss me shawn harris" shirt lol
don't judge me and i wont judge you
wow that was pretty disturbing haha
oh and to the person above me, that's even more disturbing.
wow. she will forever remain known as "pukey" that's just...yea wow.
seriously, though, that's like the most accurate drawing i've ever seen of the group though. I have to agree with everyone else, your sketch of jon is just..well..him.
I wish i could have made it to warped...but nooooo..i went to a job interview for a job that I didn't even get. and to think...i could have witnessed it with you. but now i'm just a broke ass biatch, and well...at least I didn't end up getting yacked on to add insult to injury. thanks for letting me rant haha.
Hahahah, well I love that. Vomit or not...
You guys must meet, and see some very interesting people.
I love all the art nonetheless.
♥ V
Well then hahah....no details spared indeed. Can you now safely say that is the randomest fan experience?? topping even the girl who came onto your father?? nice cartoon by the way dear. :) xo
hahha this is amazing.. wow anyone who pukes after a signing is questionable
while i was watching it, a spider came down from the ceiling and was right in front of my face.
so that video was extra scary for me.
Can you sign my swollen lymphnode? hahahahahaha thats the best thing i have ever seen. ever better cuz it happened.
did that actually happen?
a girl throwing up in front of the matches?
and sign my upper boob?
ahahaha
serious?
i think that was the drunk girl that wanted to fight me during the almost at bamboozled!
hope theres no drunk girl part two when i see you guys play tomorrow at warped :]
Was this in Cleveland?
Ahahahahaha!
Ha... Glad that didn't happen today... when I was there anyways. Great seeing you guys again! Been so long, I'm surprised you recognized me after 9 months.
Anyways, hope to see you in the fall. Take care and feel better. Touring can be rough. Hope you didn't catch it from Pukey.
'Boobs signed'? what is this 1983 !
I can't comprehend why any female would want her boobs signed (intoxicated or not ), its so degrading for both parties .
Muy caliente. She didn't offer to clean it up? Man, kids and their manners these days.
poor girl
I just vomited from the hilarity.
That's almost true.
Shawn, I can't figure out how to email you through this about Pablo. So I'll just let you know that he did get shot but hes stable and able to talk on the phone. He's at Chicago Mercy. If you need to know anything more you can email me at pakelikaus@yahoo.com
Hahahaha!
I haven't seen something that hilarious in... well. It's been at least forty-eight hours. It made me want to go play the emogame, for some really strange reason... that even I can't explain.
I'm very sorry you had someone throw up in front of you. That's very gross.
...why the hell would you want your boob signed? Seriously. Unless you're never going to shower again (gross).
<3
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Man, if only I was at the signing getting people to sign the petition THAT day, I probably would have died laughing! haha. Theres an online version of it now, by the way, since Chad from NFG told me to make one, with the name is has since he said if it did happen, that would be the name of it hahaha..
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/christychasetour/
I might have done all those things if you made an animation for me. ahahaha, however crude and quickly drawn yet still unbelievably amazing.
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I'm watching this again for the umteenth time and it reminded me of the horrific sight I saw at Dallas Warped. We were backed up in traffic and there was this car full of drunk girls and they were flirting with these guys in the truck behind us. Of course when I turn around to see what they are yelling about I get an eyefull of the passenger flashing her "goodies" to the guys. This video brings up the mental picture that is now burned into my brain.
My favorite part of this is the exasperated and heat-stroked self portrait.
Oh. And the enthusiastic response to the offer of one swollen node.
ha ha ha! AND! I suppose she had a orange card too eh? So if it's memories you wish to have, I will be sure to feed my little maggots chili laced with exlax for sacto. Just look for the green cloud coming towards the tent. get your crayons ready! should be colorful!!! ha ha ha
hahaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
what the fuck?
Oh my God, oh my God...
Shawn Harris, that was gold.
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My heeeaartt is so sooore.
Please never stop doing these/this.
I love it.
♥ V
Wow, that was amazing.
"My heart is so sooorreee..."
bahaah. wonderful.
You should make an animation like this of the guy at St. Helens Warped on the 19th who tackled/humped you and then had the entire band sign his butt. Then he walked around for a while with the back of his pants halfway down. That was quite frightening. D:
haha that was priceless! im sorry you guys had to encounter that...however long ago.
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